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One word: flashlight.
If that fails ... use your family as defensive meatbags whilst you escape into opposite yards to retreat, band together a team of misfit outcast renegade rebel survivors, and ultimately emerge as the sole survivor in a world where man and monster destroyed themselves in a bloody, bitter war.
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Flash light ✓
:D
;_; darn it no family to use as meat bags... tried letting my dog go outside hoping he would fight off the demon for me but nooooooo... My parents gave me a Teacup Maltese instead of a Pitbull :glare:
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A dog's a dog. It'll still distract the monster for five/ten/fifteen seconds whilst it annihilates your dog. Gives you enough time to get a good head-start, too. I'd reckon you're gonna need it.
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Laundry detergent? Never discredit chemichal warfare! :)
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...Are you serious?
Lights on, full music on, video game on, and you'll not get afraid.
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Try sneaking up behind it and saying "Boo". If that doesnt work, pull it's pants down and run.
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it's a cat I bet but IF IT'S NOT.....you'll need a spook.
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No Kingart, YOU are the demons
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Thanks all, the war has ended casualties were kept to a minimum. Turned out the demon was my rusty old gate in the wind :glare: boring... BUT HEY, there's always next time. I will keep you guys in mind. Laundry Detergent? That's genius, should have thought of that >.<
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LOL @ you for thinking your yard is haunted. EPIC FAIL
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Hmm... laundry detergent to purify the demonic presence? Or laundry detergent to purify your pants when it jumps up and scares the crap out of you? Tough call....
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Tragic~Romance
Hmm... laundry detergent to purify the demonic presence? Or laundry detergent to purify your pants when it jumps up and scares the crap out of you? Tough call....
Very tough call, the possibilities are endless. You can also put it all over yourself in hopes it makes the taste of your flesh undesirable to the demon. Oh and not to forget... if all else fails you can throw it in the demons eyes, hopefully giving you enough time to escape. :laugh:
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Aww, that is boring. But at least it's not giant spiders.
I could make a homemade spear and I already have a spartan shield. I would have confronted the potential threat like it's 500 bc.
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Albear
Aww, that is boring. But at least it's not giant spiders.
I could make a homemade spear and I already have a spartan shield. I would have confronted the potential threat like it's 500 bc.
I like how your mind works sir, If I ever am to do battle I will gladly ask for your assistance.
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porn. Use it to get the raging manhood...raging, and then use your little sword to poke its eyes out.
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Kaleohano
porn. Use it to get the raging manhood...raging, and then use your little sword to poke its eyes out.
If they aren't awake I'll scream "Tetsusaiga" as I run pants-less into battle.
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KingArt
If they aren't awake I'll scream "Tetsusaiga" as I run pants-less into battle.
hell yea
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At times like that you really should be a man and beat the demon
if you know what I mean heh heh