Say something that isnt true about yourself

For April Fools Day, say something that isnt true about yourself. It can be something you wish you were or something that you are glad you are not. It can be anything. :)

Just end it with "April Fools!"

I'm the best guy in the world and every girl loves me... APRIL FOOLS! :D

I am not a serial killer... April fools!
Get the **** in my van!

I'm not scared of birds....April fools

I like Gangnam Style.

April Fools.

My face is made of bacon.

... April Fools?

I hate Japan. Why the hell did I ever move here? APRIL FOOLS!

I am dead...........and the thing tipping the keyboard is my soul
APRIL FOOLS!

(i knew you would not fall for that..........did you?)

0_o

I hate cars. April Fools!

im black.

This one time, at band camp...

I like this thread... But it was created just for april fools day.
So i will create a new one that will be for ANY time:)