Nifty Gifty Game.

Look at the three gifts you have sitting in your little gift window. Then go ahead and tell us how the three are connected, a story behind them. And get creative.

My current three gifts: A revolver, a pair of dice, and a Snorlax.

You see, me and my Snorlax, a male Snorlax named Park who was instrumental in my beating the Elite Four years ago, we went up to Vegas last weekend. After a game of Bunco went bad in the back alley of a Ruby Tuesday, me and Park had to get the hell out of there before a troup of Red Hat Ladies gave us the business. It was just me, Park, a rusted-out '72 Grand Torino and a .44 Magnum from the good folks at Mateba Autorevolver against an army of ninety-something blue-haired Bunco junkies with murder on their minds, Metamucil on their breath and what looked like a railgun in the trunk of an Edsel. Needless to say, me and Park didn't stop until we got to El Segundo about five hours later. I bought gas and a couple roller hotdogs that look like they'd been there since the Carter administration. The fat b------ didn't even chip in.

... okay, you might not need to get THAT creative...

A penguin with the skills to write, got hold of a Death Note. With these powers he killed enough of the right people to gain the power to create the orphanage that L, Mello and Near all stayed in. That's right, it was all started buy baby penguin.

The _____ bought a _____ with _____.

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Originally Posted by Immoral

The _____ bought a _____ with _____.

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Wow. That was a little sad.

I think I'll have to buy you a gift just to inspire you.

Sums up a typical day in Australia. I hang out with Sailor moon. We sit on my porch drinking red wine and watching the kangaroos hop about in the paddocks.

After years of searching, I finally found a precious Death Note. I sat down to begin my work of writing down the hundreds of names on my hit list.(@Zainox ) As I held my pen and prepared to start writing, le wild black cat leaps from a nearby window and grabs my writing utensil. Frustrated, I reach for another, but quickly realize that all my other pens were fresh out of ink! So I began to frantically chase the cat for my precious pen from city to city. Even across the ocean all while avoiding crossing its path to avoid bad luck. Otherwise, the pen would be lost and would be a waste of a perfectly good pen. Finally I cornered the cat and said, "I got you now!" However, I couldn't be more wrong. The cat must have run through a nuclear power plant because the feline began to glow a neon green. Using its super mutant cat powers, it lept to the top of a nearby building, but knowing the cat would escape, I quickly pulled out my handy dandy camera and snapped a photo. I printed out wanted posters to find the cat and have continued my search, but to this day, still haven't found that cat.

If you see a stray radioactive mutant kitty holding a fountain pen, contact SolanaNight.

As I came home from work one day, it was always routine to check my mail box. Upon opening this mail box, a small box containing a "Be Mine" heart fell upon the floor. To whom it was from, I did not know. The very next day, a very small knocking sound came from the door. As I opened the door, a Minun had a bouquet of carrots within his arms and he was there, to claim he was my secret admirer. :3

I love homosexuals, they are all stars in my eyes.

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Originally Posted by SolanaNight

After years of searching, I finally found a precious Death Note. I sat down to begin my work of writing down the hundreds of names on my hit list.(@Zainox ) As I held my pen and prepared to start writing, le wild black cat leaps from a nearby window and grabs my writing utensil. Frustrated, I reach for another, but quickly realize that all my other pens were fresh out of ink! So I began to frantically chase the cat for my precious pen from city to city. Even across the ocean all while avoiding crossing its path to avoid bad luck. Otherwise, the pen would be lost and would be a waste of a perfectly good pen. Finally I cornered the cat and said, "I got you now!" However, I couldn't be more wrong. The cat must have run through a nuclear power plant because the feline began to glow a neon green. Using its super mutant cat powers, it lept to the top of a nearby building, but knowing the cat would escape, I quickly pulled out my handy dandy camera and snapped a photo. I printed out wanted posters to find the cat and have continued my search, but to this day, still haven't found that cat.

If you see a stray radioactive mutant kitty holding a fountain pen, contact SolanaNight.

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Wow, that's a really cool sto.. Hugh! D:
*Dies of a heart attack*

Alice was surprised to have found her piece of un-birthday cake was eaten by a wolf.

A chain chomp is shown a PS3 and a slice of cheesecake. He is asked yo choose.... Ends up eating both.

Love. Love is all you need in life.

Forgotten, nonexistant, unloved.



Haha

Both Pichu and Mew love grilled fish.