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For years now there's nothing I've wanted more than to get kicked, kneed, punched, etc. in the balls by women. The problem is, I've never found a girl willing to kick me in the groin. Is there anyone else out there like me? Do any other guys like getting kicked in the nuts? Do any girls here like kicking guys where it counts?
For reference, this is what I'm referring to:
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I'm sorry, I can't tell if you're trolling or not.
If you are, I can't say I do like getting kicked in the balls nor would I want to.
Besides, can't that do long term damage to your groin? Plus, it would hurt.
Are you Masochistic??
I don't think womerns truly appreciate how buff my balls are. I got my ole lady to kick me in the balls while I was flexing. She ended up in the hospital with a broken ankle and broken toes. My balls are buff and stanky.
Not trolling. I'm sorry to hear that you do not enjoy having your nuts squashed. I am well aware of the health risks involved and accept said risks.Quote:
Originally Posted by 1223tr
In times past they'd probably just suggest therapy for you (perhaps not an entirely bad idea). However that is a thing I've at least heard of and so I'm confident if you poke around in the dark corners of the web I'm sure you'll be able to find guys like you and girls looking for guys like you. I don't know that you'll find those types here in any numbers, but hey, at least you aren't getting flamed.Quote:
Originally Posted by nuclearoptioneer
Reasons why I'll never understand people. What in bajeebus's name is wrong with you, boy? Though just keep asking around, you're bound to find some lucky lady sadist to fulfill your masochistic desire.
My balls might just kick you, and that won't be a pretty sight, would it?
There is a porn for literally everything now these days.
i was kicked in the balls once. it wasn't funny. for me, anyway.
I'm going to go ahead and side with the majority, getting hit in the nuts is extremely unpleasant.
If everyone is being real talk right now then I have nothing more to contribute.
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maybe you don't know the exquisite agony and terror of having your testicles attacked. not knowing if you'll ever have children or if one of them popped or was shot into your stomach. we need a therapy group.Quote:
Originally Posted by International 4-8818
I do. I played as a goalie for my lacrosse team back in highschool (whitest sentence ever). One game I forgot to wear my cup, which I feel you would never want to forget but I did. Anyway, opposing team lead my defense up the field and the opposing teams attacker slipped through my defense. Low and behold I am left defenseless against a 6' 5" ripped lacrosse God charging at me and winding up his shot. He gets 5 feet in front of me and fakes a shot in between his legs hurling that hard rubber ball right into my balls. The good news. They didn't make the shot. The bad news. My balls felt the unimaginable pain of a solid rubber ball launched at mach speed into the holy of holies. I know the pain. I know it all too well. I never want to go back, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by horrendous
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Well I've heard of men who have a fetish for women peeing on them; so I guess a kick in the balls is not that out of the question.
you've heard of me?Quote:
Originally Posted by .:neuko:.
Ah, AF, where all the important and intellectual discussions are!
I'm quickly realizing this. And it keeps me coming back haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss Moonlight
Lol, are you taking bathsalts or something?
#Yolo tho.. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Yoko Littner:2786780
And da hell ._. Why would you wanna get kicked down their? Just punch yourself.. Same outcome.
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Originally Posted by Yoko Littner
Best quote ever.
Depends on how hard someone kicks.
If its equal to the effectiveness of sterilization then ill pass on this opportunity.
I believe it's a truly unpleasant feeling, nor would I like to experience it.