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A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real.
He asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know, I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds.
Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, "Good Lord, are you still in there?!"
A minister was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a brief lesson before dismissing them.
On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson on industry and preparation. He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want you to raise your hand when you know what it is." The children nodded eagerly.
"This thing lives in trees (pause) and eats nuts (pause)..." No hands went up. "And it is gray (pause) and has a long bushy tail (pause)..." The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised. "And it jumps from branch to branch (pause) and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause)..."
Finally one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The minister breathed a sigh of relief and called on him.
"Well," said the boy, "I know the answer you're looking for is supposed to be 'Jesus' ... but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked, "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family of seven) answered, "Thou shall not kill!"
Billy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him enthusiastic about the idea. She bought him lots of new clothes, told him of the new friends he'd meet, and so on.
When the first day came, Billy eagerly went off and came back home with a lot of glowing reports about school. The next morning when his mother woke him up, he asked, "What for?" She told him it was time to get ready for school.
"What?" he asked. "Again?"
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I didn't understood that part with the boy saying that the monkey was supposed to be Jesus... Or what it now said. Lol, I feel rather dumb right now.
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Team GB will be playing in Handball at the Olympics? Never knew us Brits know Handball exists. Well I certainly didn't
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darksky967
what what, in the butt
Watched South Park? :p
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yea :P the samwell video is creepy though :sweatdrop
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I don't have anymore unexpecting things to say :\
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AnimeFrost
I don't have anymore unexpecting things to say :\
Isn't that unexpected? :O
*Realizes something* I JUST saved you! HA! Now you own me! =D
So..... bring me your offerings. ~ Mjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas.
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SuXrys
You did what now on who now? O__O *slowly back away*
It is part of the Hiten Mitsurugi style. You are now defeated, that you are.
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the rebel
it is part of the hiten mitsurugi style. You are now defeated, that you are.
Never!!
Im too fabulous to die! *Jumps out from a window, Seto Kaiba-style*
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SuXrys
Isn't that unexpected? :O
*Realizes something* I JUST saved you! HA! Now you own me! =D
So..... bring me your offerings. ~ Mjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas.
"Now you own me! =D"
Yes I do indeed :D
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Oi!!! are you looking at my Geisha?
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AnimeFrost
"Now you own me! =D"
Yes I do indeed :D
Attachment 63219 I.... I.... I own you???... o___o
*MASSIVE NOSEBLEED*
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...dxruVi8t5QxQSA Me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, me gusta, MEEEE GUUUUUuuUUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxdDIwVWrxI
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especially if its wielding a rocket launcher
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SuXrys
Never!!
Im too fabulous to die! *Jumps out from a window, Seto Kaiba-style*
Die? I never said anything about dying, that I did not. I only said you were defeated, that I did.
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That's exactly why you must let them have your carpet if they want to.
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The Rebel
Die? I never said anything about dying, that I did not. I only said you were defeated, that I did.
Maybe I was talking about my honor? *tries to save myself*
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SuXrys
Maybe I was talking about my honor? *tries to save myself*
Your honor? Mmmm, I'd take that, yes I would. *chases you*
(Does anyone get my references yet?? LOL)
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The Rebel
Your honor? Mmmm, I'd take that, yes I would. *chases you*
(Does anyone get my references yet?? LOL)
LOL well maybe not lol for SuXrys but still where is your chivalry?
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The Rebel
(Does anyone get my references yet?? LOL)
More hints!!
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SuXrys
More hints!!
Surely you must know what is meant
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LOL well maybe not lol for SuXrys but still where is your chivalry?
Excuse me???
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SuXrys
perhaps I misread it who knows as I've drunk a rather strong coffee and I'm buzzing with caffeine in my system at moment
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Surely you must know what is meant
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SuXrys
More hints!!
If I did more hints, then a certain member who posts here would be quite upset, that he would. But maybe I'll do a new set and you will get the hints, that you will.