Originally Posted by
Manhattan_Project_2000
I am willing, but you must meet my demands.
-A horse drawn chariot to take me from my house to Metrocon and back.
-The only character I am willing to cosplay as is Hunter S. Thompson. I don't care whether or not he is an anime character.
-Booze and drugs, to play the part.
-You're paying for costume.
-No talking to me.
-No touching.
-No eye contact.
My vision for whatever skit you’re planning is to interrupt it, and start screaming “We're right in the middle of a [frelling] reptile zoo! And somebody's giving booze to these goddamn things!” and wander into the crowds while mumbling something about Horatio Alger and a search for the American Dream.