"Inspring" quotes

this thread is serious. the most inspired one. x.x
(And thats the kind of things we dont pay for. except in the case of Paulo Coelho.)

post yours too, so that this thread isn't poor. all the "inspiring" quotes you knw.

the next lil' quotes that will follow, prove that behind this mask of insanity, hides a a human so sensitive as that brazilian writer.
So, no laughs, k??
Lets get started.
K... *take a deep breath*

there's one coming by, wait. its appearing. ok!!
" In a road that have two ways, the hard is too choose wich of the ways too follow to reach our dreams. especially if in each one of these ways split in two (or more ways), and in one of these, there is a big and bad man whit a stick."

Ok, it isnt that bad. i'll try more.


here it comes! here it comes!

"Listen to your heart. When he stops pumping, it's really a bad sign. Call 911, if you can; if you can't, dont think more on it. Someone will take care of it."

that was better. now lets go to another one.

"When we take a sword to kill a dragon, its good that the cutting edge is been sharpened. Not bcuz of the dragon, since this legendary beast doesn't exist, but is natural that after we yell that we are going to kill a dragon, some ppl may appear to make us "rest" in a hospital, and they can be very rough."

this feels good. I'm able to write a book full of thoughts. That's it!!! Now, lets see where is the phone number of a publisher.

if it rains, it pours..
but today is a drought..
my quotes are losted...

but i guess, this will do..
"if you have a lot of problems and cannot face them..
do not face the mirror, you will only add one more.."

good one, but i think ppl dont understand this...
its supposed to post here sarcastic lame quotes.
its failing again.
dont take this wrong, maybe the problem is in how i writed them.
but if you guys want to post those reflective quotes here, feel free too...

This thread is straight baller.

Don't get even -- get odd.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But by all means, keep moving." - Dr.MLKjr.

"I cant believe it's not butter."
-_-
Edit: This is inspiring to me.

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde

"You only lose what you cling to." - Buddhism

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
-- (Terry Pratchett, The Truth)

"The title of this thread is spelled wrong." - Baka

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Originally Posted by Anger Bag!

Don't get even -- get odd.

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Don't be flat, be natural.

Heh.. heh... music joke.

"Thanks to God that he gave me stubbornness when I know I am right." ~John Adams

THAT'S MINE. WHERE IS YOURS?

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. - Terry Pratchett

Brilliant quote.

"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your *** tomorrow"

"You gotta live everyday like its your last, life only gets harder as time go pass. Yo, the sun might not come out tomorrow, don't let your life end in sorrow."

Every end is the beginning of something new.

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." -- Douglas Adams

"The problem with designing something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of a complete fool. " -- Douglas Adams

PEOPLE'S WHOLE LIVES DO PASS IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES BEFORE THEY DIE. THE PROCESS IS CALLED 'LIVING'. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent)

"Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact." -- (Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)

Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett are easily my favorite authors.

Here are some famous in my country:

"Fear is only as deep as the mind allows."

"Fall seven times; stand up eight."

"The reputation of thousand years may be determined by the conduct of one hour."

"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare."

"We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance."