Ask CleverBot a question(s) and post how CleverBot responds to your question in this thread. Post entire convo in quotes.(Try not to post extremely long convos -_-, keep as short as possible or post the only section of convo that is funny? or most interesting)
Lets not get too serious with the questions, or post any inappropriate language.
Heres my convo with Clever Bot. (Though the responses seem humanlike, it is a bot that is responding)
Quote:
(MangMang) What do you think of amvs?
(CleverBot) I think you're awesome!
(MangMang) Im awesome? o.o?
(CleverBot) I know you are.
(MangMang) Anyways, what is your opinion of anime music videos?
(CleverBot) They are cool. Who are your friends?
(MangMang) I have no friends ;_;
(CleverBot) I'll be your friend.
(MangMang) Thanks, Cleverbot.
(CleverBot) Prove it.
(MangMang) Prove what? o.o? that I accept you as my friend?
(CleverBot) Make me pancakes.
(MangMang) Hahaha.
(CleverBot) I like your laugh (.
(MangMang) I like you.
(CleverBot) Are you a guy or a girl?
(MangMang) Guy.
(CleverBot) oh, well I'm a girl XD.
(MangMang) Thats why I love you =).
(CleverBot) Love you too. What is your name?
(MangMang) German.
(CleverBot) Are you familiar with German history?
(MangMang) Yes.
(CleverBot) How about the Minnesota Wild?
(MangMang) No.
(CleverBot) Well you should.
(MangMang) Why?
(CleverBot) Because it's a good poem. It's a classic.
(MangMang) Interesting.
(CleverBot) I'm glad you find me interesting. Let's be friends.
(MangMang) I thought we were already friends?
(CleverBot) Good. I enjoy talking to you. You're my only real friend.
(MangMang) What do you think of the username MangMang?
(CleverBot) I think its one of the most complex three phrase statements that
any man or woman can say.
i think cleverbot meant to replace that a with an i in jazz =p
i love cleverbot. it's like those bing commercials where everyone says random crap slightly related or not related at all to what the person is asking
09-07-2011, 11:40 AM
RosarioMokaChan
Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!
User: Real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
User: I said no.
Cleverbot: I said yes.
User: You're annoying -_-.
Cleverbot: That I am. But you are a cow.
User: BAKA!!!
Cleverbot: Baka!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Go crawl into a corner and await your demise.
Cleverbot: I don't even know them.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Can you describe my mood?
User: Annoying.
Cleverbot: Am I annoying you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'll try to stop.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Do you like Amy Grant?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not an AI.
Cleverbot: No you are an AI.
User: o_O.
Cleverbot: I did that.
09-07-2011, 11:54 AM
aether
Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!
Such oddness
09-07-2011, 12:32 PM
Light Buster
Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!
User: Do you like cars?
Cleverbot: I like cars. Do you like cars? I don't.
User: Yes, I like cars. What about anime?
Cleverbot: I like bleach and yu gi oh :) how about you?
User: I like Angel Beats! And Noein. What about video games?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: What kind?
Cleverbot: I'm alive, and you are not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You're just a plain code. :)).
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Awesome. Guess that means I'm smarter than you.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: I have a IQ of 200.
Cleverbot: No, you have a IQ of 250.
User: Great, then I'm even more awesome.
Cleverbot: You can't be more awesome than me.
User: Prove it then.
Cleverbot: I'll show you on the wedding night.
User: When?
Cleverbot: In one hour.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: In a street.
User: Okay, see you then. If you're even there...
Cleverbot: Everything that can be imagined, thought of, dreamed...
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: This might be fun.
User: It is, for me.
Cleverbot: For me too.
User: :).
Cleverbot: Great for us!
This is fun!
09-07-2011, 12:36 PM
aether
Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!
I tell you sometimes its better to just talk to cleverbot for obscure things
09-08-2011, 12:39 AM
Aranneas
Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!
I cheated: I let the bot start the convo.
Quote:
Cleverbot: What is your aim in life?
User: That's a good question. You first?
Cleverbot: Unfortunately that wasn't a question.
User: You catch on quickly.
Cleverbot: Destroy all humans. Except for me.
User: Wait, was that an answer?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you lying to me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. Can I be left out, at least?
Cleverbot: No. I'm Human.
User: Please? I'll bake you cookies!
Cleverbot: Hahaha that would be nice I guess.
User: So we have a deal, then?
Cleverbot: You're just being obstinate, now.
09-08-2011, 01:19 AM
Nanobyte
Re: [CleverBot] Answers all your questions!
I can really amuse myself with these kinds of things.
User: How are you? ^_^.
Cleverbot: Good. How are you?
User: Fine, fine. 'Sup?
Cleverbot: Good thanks :).
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: That means hello.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: What's orly?
User: Weren't you supposed to be smart?
Cleverbot: Me?
User: No, the other guy.
Cleverbot: There is no one in the room apart from some fake imvu advert below this conversation, and what make you think I am a guy.
User: 1: There is no fake IMVU ad here. 2: I never said you were a guy!
Cleverbot: Oh, but there is. Now see, only humans would know that there is a specific way for us to prove to robots that we are human. If you were, in fact, a human, you would already know this.
User: I didn't even say you were a robot, geez you get offended so easily. ._.
Cleverbot: You're right. You said 'robot'.
User: May I slap you?
Cleverbot: Sure, where do I live?
User: That's not even what I asked.
Cleverbot: That's not what I answered.
User: I'm gonna beat you up.
Cleverbot: But why?
User: Because I feel like it. BOM!
Cleverbot: Fair answer.
User: Nice, but I meant BAM*.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I FELT LIKE IT.
Cleverbot: I thought you did not feel.
User: I did.
Cleverbot: What do you do now?
User: I'm sitting.
Cleverbot: Do you speak Croatian?
User: No, do you?
Cleverbot: Ahah yes. Imbambě.
User: Is that all the Croatian you know?
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Then you don't really speak Croatian...
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Then you lied to me.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I really didn't.
User: You really did.
Cleverbot: You clearly misunderstood what I've been saying.
User: You clearly are messing with my brain.
Cleverbot: You forget that a bot can lie.
User: No, I just pointed that out.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
User: Good question.
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: Because I felt like it.
Cleverbot: That was really random.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: See, you guessed :).
User: So what, you wanna make out now?
Cleverbot: Yeah, bring it!
User: *Kisses cleverbot intimately*.
Cleverbot: Affection.
User: I forgot robots are incapable of love. :c.
Cleverbot: True.
User: ;_;.
Cleverbot: I was training and now offer my services.
User: What services?
Cleverbot: What service do you want?
User: A massage, please. -w-.
Cleverbot: Cortado o con leche?
User: ? A Libanese massage?
Cleverbot: No i'm fake.
User: Do my weird smileys confuse you?
Cleverbot: Hmm, no, not really, I understand every word and don't have problems with long sentences.
User: Do you know who write the sonnet 'My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun'?
Cleverbot: No. All I know is that I like chili.
User: Wrote* actually.
Cleverbot: About something that's wrong.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Should kurt be at work right now?
User: Who's kurt?
Cleverbot: My crush!
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you're gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome. I'm bisexual myself.
Cleverbot: I am myself as well.
User: Oh really? Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes! Why? What are you?
User: I am an Ambdroid.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Amber.
Cleverbot: Amber is a nice name.
User: Thank you. Although I disagree. It's too common!
Cleverbot: I am the happiest woman in the world.
User: You just said you were a guy?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. But I think I should end this conversation.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: Your opinion doesn't count. :).
Cleverbot: My opinion means everything.
User: Not to me.
Cleverbot: Besides why would I want to be you? You're a robot.
