LOL, but he's so cool!
No love for Flukeman?
Favorite monster from X-files, go.
oh, you found the article i wrote about life as a lizard person. i was hoping it would shed light on lizard person culture and maybe end some of the lizard person phobia that plagues this country.
i have a dream... that one day my poor little lizard children will not be judged by the scaliness of their skin but by the content of their character.
i said we need to do our laundry *coughandkillallhumanscough*
sorry, something in my throat.
actually washing machines and dryers are forbidden technology on the lizard homeworld. we just want to do our laundry.
and kill all humans.
i thought that was clear from the beginning of our conversation. i even said "i am an alien lizard person." you can't prove i didn't.
that's it Spooky, i'm using my executive and made-up authority to shut down the X-Files. not the tv show, i mean i'm shutting you an Scully down. i'm a lizard, i don't have to explain myself
it's okay Spooky Mulder, i believe in your crackpot theories about aliens. i know the government is covering up the truth, they don't want people to know about lizard people and the Illumernati. also the loch ness monster and dracula. but i digest.
it's time you show the world the truth. unless...
you're an alien lizard person too!
we should have listened. for the love of God we should have listened. God help us.
stop being so spooky, you're scaring the children.
Not gonna waste gil on a usertitle