SigmaSD
Nanobyte's minion

Thanks, bud. ^.^

Seeing as Cardiff City are promoted now I'd probably have to say them :P Though I do enjoy mocking Liverpool a lot

That is true. Maybe because of the cramps or it's a hormone thing. I don't get cramps though.

Do you really want to know? Those are collected cuckoos from humans who try to steal my throne. Too bad for them they could never enter a jungle that way anymore.

Kinda quiet? Oh god I hope you're not boring or else you'll die.

So you DO want just a jungle? My, my... and here I thought you have a well behaved cuckoo. And besides, how would I know if a girl has bushes or something? You'd have to look really well and get her to show you her jungle.

I am, I'm your teacher-mentor-queen, remember? *kicks you in the nut* ��

It happened just last night, actually. So I'm quite feeling relieved.

That is because it's a dungeon and minions who disobey or disrespect the queen are being thrown there. Hoo hoo hoo.

It's not girly, you said so yourself that it is slight OCD so I'm not going to think it is girly. I should see you in person to know if you're actually girly or something else. XD

Oh MY jungle? Why do you keep putting me in the middle of this? Besides, cuckoos can't just waltz around my jungle. Also, are you really asking about how to get to a female's jungle or a female's aorta?
You have to be clear first what kind of a woman you want to be with.

Hoo hoo hoo hooo. That's what you get for being disrespectful. *pinches your ear*

Lol bloody moon ritual. I'm guessing if anyone would read this convo would have to read the other ones to be able to understand what we're talking about. XD

I'm the sickest of the sickest hoo hoo hoo. Are you liking it in that dungeon? HOO HOO HOO...

But you admitted it. You said you're girly.
Also, you may be right. Females are different from one another, but the point is, I still believe that hearing 'xoxo' from a guy is girly. It's not sensitive nor romantic. So I appreciate you don't use it around me.

Well you know what. I thought I was going to be your mentor when it comes to you dating girls? Therefore, jungle. Unless you want cuckoos.

Nyahahaha! *kicks you*

Excuse me? I have a well behaved jungle so it is very unlikely that I'll be laying any eggs soon. <_<

Ew? Maybe that's a bad idea... *has you transferred on a dungeon with slimy cuckoos*

'Xoxo' is one thing to prove that you are girly. And I have to yet know how what your definition of girly-girl is.
My point is always valid. I'm the queen of the underworld.
And way to go on admitting you're girly. (- -,) Hoo hoo hoo.

Nah, it's no big deal. I have plenty of gil in my AF bank but right now I'm still thinking about what to put there. Maybe SigmaSD's jungle mentor?

Exactly. I'm evil and I like it. Nyahahahhaa! *puts foot on your back*

Yes, that's why I said it's delayed. Geez. <_<
And of course I'm not pregnant. XD

Wha? And now you're talking like that to your queen? *has you thrown into the dungeon of fire, maggots and rotten eggs.

I didn't mean you're gay. I just thought it was gay and well, you're kinda girly. But hey.. Like I said, that's you. If you want a girly girl as your girl, don't be feminine.

Nope, well sometimes AF can be crazy.

You can't freak me out, minion! Well it just so happened that you being my minion slave is a lot more fun. Nyahahahhaah... (- -,)

No, I meant I should have mine three weeks ago. You do know a female gets her period every month if it's regular, right? I didn't have my July period and it's the first time it happened. Wait... I'm talking about menstrual periods with a guy? XD

Hahaha.

Do you actually think it's lovey dovey? Lovey dovey from a guy is just... sweet without the ridiculous words, but hey, I'm not judging. It's you, not me. :P How is your grandmother again?

But I'm your queen... Hang on, my user title changed to default. What is this spell?

If that's a joke then I'd say no, your my minion and I know your intention, you just want to steal the throne from me!
If it's not a joke, still no. :P Internet dating is not my thing.

Not three days. Three weeks. I'm not pregnant, that's very unlikely. <_<

Maybe she wasn't getting any when she was younger? :P

It depends on the girl I guess. Or the country.

What the.. where did you learn that spell? You shall be punished for practicing such thing! Minion!

Yeah, so go get a girl now. XD

No. I'm not on my period. I'm in fact delayed for three weeks so stop assuming, minion.

Come to think of it, I've met a few old unmarried ladies who are very sweet and nice. I don't know what drives others to act really grumpy though.

I guess it all depends on the girl you telling that to. Just don't use it on me. I don't want a guy friend saying that to me and I don't even want a guy I'm dating use that... THAT word. xD
No, for me it's gay... or maybe I'm just thinking that because you're the first guy I've heard using that.

W-wha? Slave? How dare you address your queen-mentor that? You fool! *glares at you and flames started to appear on your hair*

Okay-okay. So how should we do it?