1.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
2.Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice.
3.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5.When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the world down.
6.Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
7.When he was born, the only person that cried was the doctor, never slap Chuck Norris.