There was a garden grove on Citadel Station. There, SHODAN processing component 43893 was performing a grand and wonderful experiment. I had created a new form of life. Fearless. Powerful. With no sense of individual will or moral constraints. Fitting handmaidens to my divinity.
Tau Ceti V
I am the terror that flaps in the night
I am the onion that stings in your eyes
I am the hair in the lens of your projector
I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out
I am Darkwing Duck!