Riddles

Lol Math my friend.

Indeed so

Where to animals go when they loose there tails? (This one made me face palm myself lol)

the vet?

Valid guess but not what I am looking for.

I'm guessing the retail store?

Well done correct ^^

it sounds like a terrible joke more than a riddle to be honest

Lol you may be right about that.
Ok try this one out then:

When things are going wrong what can you always cont on?

things that are garunteed to fail?