It would suck if that actually happened lol
Who would want my kid anyway lol
The married part and what not sound nice though
I'm getting impatient! I need mah child support for bonbons!
Where's mah child support?!
Lol, remember when you tricked me into sitting on your lap by pretending to be santa? I've got a surprise for you!
I'm pregnant! Yay! Bonbons and 20 years of child support and possibly a shotgun wedding!
Also, you should probably get tested for STDs.
stop asking me for lapdances
Have you ever posted yourself in a picture thread? kuz i'd like to see what that means lol
Being a mom makes you sound hot kuz I like milfs.
I have my charms, in that H.P. Lovecraft eldritch horror sort of way.
Are you pretty irl?