I'm american, of course I do
Sure, if you like really fatty meat.
I will eat you... and it will taste yummy.
Thank you Captain Obvious.
Oh... I read that wrong... I'm an idiot
How am I copping you when I can just reach up and grab them?
Do not copy me
I'll do that while I grab the cookies off the fridge.
Least I can still climb them and pretend I'm a mountain ranger while you sit in the misery you're fully an adult and you can't go back to your childhood.