I was thinking the real, Wilder Wonka. Not whatever that was now, lol.
Also, is this Wilder Wonka or Depp Wonka?
Talibans have American '80s surplus war materiel though.
Oompa-Loompas, only because they'll freak out anything that sees them.
What that really boils down to is Oompa-Loompas vs Talibans. And that's really tough to call.
Willy Wonka or Rambo?