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Eris
07-06-2010, 07:40 PM
Please enter animals (for these intents and purposes, humanity does not count) into these categories:


Nicest animal:
Meanest animal:
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer:
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools:
Most Likely to Destroy the world:
Most Likely to Become Famous:
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain:
Most Intelligent Animal:
Most Philosophical Animal:
Best Rookie:
Most Unique Animal:
Most Charismatic Animal:
Most Annoying Animal:
Coolest Animal:
Nerdiest Animal:
Class Clown:
Most Flirtatious Animal:
Most Sarcastic Animal:
Most Feminine Animal:
Most Pinkest Animal:
Best Nest Creator:
Most Under-Appreciated Animal:
Most Generous:
Most Masculine Animal:
Most Egotistical:
Most Original:
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010:

Anthropomorphize away!

DOOM!
07-06-2010, 07:49 PM
Nice try, but the yearbook will be a PERMAFAIL from now on, since people like to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww about it like somebody copyright raped them.

Eris
07-06-2010, 07:50 PM
Nicest animal: Cats
Meanest animal: Magpies
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: Bears
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Crows (refer to google as to their tool-making abilities. It's scary)
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Spiders
Most Likely to Become Famous: ???
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Rats
Most Intelligent Animal: Cats
Most Philosophical Animal: Cats
Best Rookie: The fluorescent pig
Most Unique Animal: Cuttlefish
Most Charismatic Animal: Meese
Most Annoying Animal: Seagulls
Coolest Animal: Cuttlefish
Nerdiest Animal: Sheep
Class Clown: Bumblebees
Most Flirtatious Animal: Cats
Most Sarcastic Animal: Hoverflies.
Most Feminine Animal: Cats
Most Pinkest Animal: Flamingos pretty much own this category
Best Nest Creator: Ants
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Goats
Most Generous: Dogs
Most Masculine Animal: Bears. They frickin' maul stuff.
Most Egotistical: Seagulls
Most Original: Zebras
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: Tigers

Gjallarhorn
07-06-2010, 07:59 PM
Nicest animal: Small dogs
Meanest animal: Vipers
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: Bull sharks
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Monkeys
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Cats
Most Likely to Become Famous: Birds; they even had a biographical film.
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Cockroaches
Most Intelligent Animal: Dolphins
Most Philosophical Animal: Dogs
Best Rookie: The cats genetically engineered by South Korean scientists to glow red in the dark.
Most Unique Animal: Platypus
Most Charismatic Animal: Dogs
Most Annoying Animal: Mosquitoes
Coolest Animal: Great white sharks
Nerdiest Animal: Sheep
Class Clown: Platypus
Most Flirtatious Animal: Cats
Most Sarcastic Animal: Bees
Most Feminine Animal: Cats
Most Pinkest Animal: As Eris side, Flamingos.
Best Nest Creator: Crows
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Spiders
Most Generous: Dogs
Most Masculine Animal: Gorillas
Most Egotistical: Cats
Most Original: Platypus
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: Polar bears

Ericgamer1
07-06-2010, 08:09 PM
Sure, why not.

Nicest animal: Dolphin
Meanest animal: killer bees
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: cats
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Elephants
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Roaches
Most Likely to Become Famous: Eagle
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Lion
Most Intelligent Animal: Octopus
Most Philosophical Animal: Sloth
Best Rookie: Lizards
Most Unique Animal: Jellyfish
Most Charismatic Animal: Peacock
Most Annoying Animal: chicken
Coolest Animal: Snake
Nerdiest Animal: Octopus
Class Clown: Slug
Most Flirtatious Animal: Humming bird
Most Sarcastic Animal: hyena
Most Feminine Animal: Cow
Most Pinkest Animal: Flamingo
Best Nest Creator: Mole
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Plankton
Most Generous: Dog
Most Masculine Animal: Gorilla
Most Egotistical: Cats
Most Original: Jellyfish
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: Whales

Khanxay
07-06-2010, 10:03 PM
Nicest animal: Bottle Baby Kittens
Meanest animal: This (http://www.maniacworld.com/meanest-cat-ever.jpg).
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: Sniper Kitty (http://www.dcmodding.com/main/images/stories/sniper_kitty_1.jpg)
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Not likely.
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Maru the Cat (http://www.break.com/index/maru-the-cat-vs-big-box.html)
Most Likely to Become Famous: Cats with videos on the net
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Scar
Most Intelligent Animal: Mufasa
Most Philosophical Animal:
Best Rookie:
Most Unique Animal: Catdog
Most Charismatic Animal:
Most Annoying Animal:
Coolest Animal: Peaches
Nerdiest Animal: Meowth
Class Clown: Tom Cat (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/FlyingSorceress3.jpg)
##FINISH LATER.

Most Flirtatious Animal:
Most Sarcastic Animal:
Most Feminine Animal:
Most Pinkest Animal:
Best Nest Creator:
Most Under-Appreciated Animal:
Most Generous:
Most Masculine Animal:
Most Egotistical:
Most Original: Original Keyboard Cat
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: The Cat Ba Langur

Eris
07-06-2010, 10:04 PM
Precious few to none of those are animals. Pokemen are not animals.

Khanxay
07-06-2010, 10:07 PM
=/

Fine, will edit each one into a feline of some sort.

Bou
07-06-2010, 11:08 PM
Nicest animal: Dogs.
Meanest animal: Killer Whales.
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: A depressed whale.
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Jellyfish.
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Eels.
Most Likely to Become Famous: Axolotls.
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Ferrets.
Most Intelligent Animal: Dolphins.
Most Philosophical Animal: Starfish.
Best Rookie: Seahorses.
Most Unique Animal: Camels.
Most Charismatic Animal: Zebras.
Most Annoying Animal: Chickens.
Coolest Animal: Humpback Whales.
Nerdiest Animal: Hippos.
Class Clown: Hyenas.
Most Flirtatious Animal: Foxes.
Most Sarcastic Animal: Lions.
Most Feminine Animal: Peacocks.
Most Pinkest Animal: Albino dolphins.
Best Nest Creator: Rats.
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Spiders.
Most Generous: Dogs.
Most Masculine Animal: Muscles.
Most Egotistical: Cats.
Most Original: Giraffe.
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: Whales.

-GAZKUL-
07-07-2010, 09:31 AM
Nicest animal: Cats
Meanest animal: Ferrets
Most likely to become a serial killer: Sharks
Most likely to invent complex tools: Ravens
Most likely to destroy the world: Flies
Most likely to become famous: Nessie
Most likely to unsurp humans at the top of the food chain: Rabbits
Most intellegent animal: Ravens
Most philosophical animal: Jellyfish
Best rookie: fleas
Most unique animal: Platapus
Most charismatic animal: Dogs
Most annoying animal: Chickens or Turkeys
Coolest animal: Scottish Wildcat
Nerdiest animal: Sloths
Class clown: Ferrets
Most flirtagous animal: Cats
Most sarcastic animal: Cats
Most femenine animal: Fox
Most pinkest animal: Sphinx cats (the hairless ones)
Best nest creator: crows
Most under appreciated animal: Ravens
Most generous: Cats (unfortunateley)
Most masculine animal: Hammerhead Sharks or Rhinos
Most egostsitic: cats (no contest)
Most original: Horses
Most liely to go extinct in 2010: Rabbits *loads shotgun*

3pleT
07-07-2010, 12:56 PM
Nicest animal: Dog
Meanest animal: Chimpanzee
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: Dolphin
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Bonobo (sex toys, nuff said)
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Tree weta
Most Likely to Become Famous: Marmoset
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Dolphin
Most Intelligent Animal: Dolphin
Most Philosophical Animal: Dolphin
Best Rookie: Killer sponge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chondrocladia_turbiformis)
Most Unique Animal: Armadillo
Most Charismatic Animal: Bonobo
Most Annoying Animal: Mosquito
Coolest Animal: Spider
Nerdiest Animal: Blobfish
Class Clown: Aye-aye
Most Flirtatious Animal: Cat
Most Sarcastic Animal: Platypus
Most Feminine Animal: Cat
Most Pinkest Animal: Dragon millipede (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmoxytes_purpurosea)
Best Nest Creator: Bees (nature's very own Commies)
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Spider
Most Generous: Tarantula with its pest control services
Most Masculine Animal: Bull
Most Egotistical: Cat
Most Original: Boxer crab (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lybia)
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: Whale (f*** you whaeeeerrruuu)

chaotic.rune
07-09-2010, 06:31 AM
Nicest animal: koala :] & dogs
Meanest animal: crocodiles
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: box jellyfish
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: chimps
Most Likely to Destroy the world: rats (black death all over again?)
Most Likely to Become Famous: bed bugs
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: rats
Most Intelligent Animal: octopus
Most Philosophical Animal: owl, lol
Best Rookie: ???
Most Unique Animal: otters
Most Charismatic Animal: dogs (since they always seem to smile when photographed)
Most Annoying Animal: mosquito & flies
Coolest Animal: lynx & dingo
Nerdiest Animal: llama
Class Clown: clown fish
Most Flirtatious Animal: seahorses
Most Sarcastic Animal: blowfish & cats
Most Feminine Animal: fox
Most Pinkest Animal: baby pigs?
Best Nest Creator: bees
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: worms
Most Generous: cows
Most Masculine Animal: sharks
Most Egotistical: cats
Most Original: stingray
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: tigers

[T][G][I][SarcasticIzzy]
07-10-2010, 07:20 PM
Nicest animal: Puppies
Meanest animal: Ferrets
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: Albino rabbits
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Monkeys
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Cats
Most Likely to Become Famous: Whales
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Piranas
Most Intelligent Animal: Dolphins
Most Philosophical Animal: Gorillas
Best Rookie: Ginue(sp?) Pigs
Most Unique Animal: Sheep
Most Charismatic Animal: Gophers(sp?)
Most Annoying Animal: Mocking Birds
Coolest Animal: Sheep
Nerdiest Animal: Goats
Class Clown: Hyenas
Most Flirtatious Animal: Hamsters
Most Sarcastic Animal: goats
Most Feminine Animal: Foxes
Most Pinkest Animal: Rats
Best Nest Creator: Owls
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Sheep
Most Generous: CHipmunks
Most Masculine Animal: Killer Whales
Most Egotistical: Tigers
Most Original: Platapusses
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: sardines


This was funny to fill out!

Sanosuke23
07-10-2010, 09:56 PM
Nicest animal: Snake
Meanest animal: Hippopotamus
Most Likely To Become a Serial Killer: Kangaroo
Most Likely To Invent Complex Tools: Bear
Most Likely to Destroy the world: Platypus
Most Likely to Become Famous: IT SHOULD BE PLATYPUS but I'm gonna say Pelican because of the oil spill >(
Most Likely to Usurp Humanity At the Top of the Foodchain: Housecats
Most Intelligent Animal: Dolphin
Most Philosophical Animal: Philosoraptor. Barring that, tree sloth.
Best Rookie: Liger
Most Unique Animal: Platypus
Most Charismatic Animal: Dog
Most Annoying Animal: Cockatiel
Coolest Animal: Platypus
Nerdiest Animal: Platypus
Class Clown: Orangutan
Most Flirtatious Animal: Ostrich
Most Sarcastic Animal: Housecat
Most Feminine Animal: Flamingo
Most Pinkest Animal: This one kind of fish whose name escapes me
Best Nest Creator: Platypus(yes technically it's a burrow, but so what? It's nest enough for me)
Most Under-Appreciated Animal: Platypus
Most Generous: Sea otters
Most Masculine Animal: Platypus
Most Egotistical: Housecat
Most Original: Platypus
Most Likely to Go Extinct in 2010: Anything found exclusively in the Gulf of Mexico.