PDA

View Full Version : Twilight the Video Game?



dreamspook
07-11-2009, 06:20 PM
http://www.girlsentertainmentnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tbox.jpg


Okay. This is not real. Yet?
Would you buy this game if it was real?

I wouldnt, Im not a fan of the book...

Sir_Vlaken
07-11-2009, 06:28 PM
Twilight is okay but pfft the game? how lame...id never even play the demo.

Storm Strife
07-11-2009, 06:30 PM
It appears to be a joke. At least, that's what I get from the "Girls Entertainment Network"

Though I can see it now..."Press X to make your skin glitter"

Ryth
07-11-2009, 06:34 PM
How do you make a game out of a book where all you do is whine about being clumsy and arguing about who loves whom more?

Dr. Hax
07-11-2009, 06:35 PM
Though I can see it now..."Press X to make your skin glitter"

Play as Jacob and you get

Achievement Unlocked - "Pedoprinting"

Storm Strife
07-11-2009, 06:39 PM
That's what I love about high-school girls, they keep getting older, I stay the same age!

Manhattan_Project_2000
07-11-2009, 06:58 PM
I would purchase it as part of a ploy to be cooler then all the people who are ragging on Twilight to be cool. I imagine that I'd buy High School Musical and Hannah Montana in the same visit.

Diocletian
07-11-2009, 07:01 PM
I'd buy that, and I'll tell you why, young Charles. I would love to play a 40 year old lolcow that chases around Pale Vampire Guy around and humps his leg like a crazed mutt. Imagine the lulz and enjoyment that could come from this game? IMAGINE!

Sparklee
07-11-2009, 08:07 PM
I dont see how that can be turned into a game, I wouldnt buy it.

pickles
07-11-2009, 08:15 PM
IF that was a game I would buy it seriously...wouldnt you all love to go around pushing cars away from innocent little girls and taking them into forest to show them your sexy glittery skin?

Cobra Commander
07-11-2009, 11:51 PM
I bet it's an FPS with a stake-shooting crossbow.

Wait, that was Painkiller. The concept would work again, though.

parallelines
07-12-2009, 12:59 AM
Looks Fake. I think it's edited. A true Twilight Game has it's own Game Box Design. And that's for the book design. =/. Seems weird. But anyways back to the topic. Yeah i would buy a Twilight Video Game. I think it's awesome. Fighting with each other with special effects. OHH SOO COOL! * AMAZED! *

Cirno.

Dryaxx
07-12-2009, 03:44 AM
It appears to be a joke. At least, that's what I get from the "Girls Entertainment Network"

Though I can see it now..."Press X to make your skin glitter"


press LT to make some silly poses :D

Midori Chi
07-12-2009, 04:29 AM
I'm not pretty sure if this is fake. But i hope that Twilight Video Game is available. :D. Im a fan of Twilight >333

Haoie
07-12-2009, 05:06 AM
Oh boy.

Ever wonder why the Dark Knight didn't get a game?

This is why.

Kishiro
07-12-2009, 12:01 PM
Why would anyone even have to say "it looks" or "it appears" fake? ...Seriously?
That is basic paint shop cut and paste. Obviously phony and poorly done at that. Seeing as how the XB360 header is of a poorer image quality than the Twilight cover image it was paired with.

I highly doubt the game will ever be made though. I mean... really. What would you even do in it? Play Vampire Baseball? Crap, I just gave them an idea for a completely different game.... "Edward Cullen's Home Run Derby"

toxic tea
07-12-2009, 01:04 PM
To be honest i thought it was a good series, but i would NEVER touch that game. Twilight has gottin so over rated. >>

Kaitou+
07-12-2009, 04:10 PM
press LT to make some silly poses :D

Press Y to make stupid chicks go crazy. >_>

Haa-chama
07-12-2009, 05:31 PM
*coughsplutter*
Nuh-uh, definitely, definitely not. >_o; I can only imagine...

Akihiko_88
07-12-2009, 05:41 PM
That would be such a lame videogame.............

UNLESS, if it had the mod "going beserk and start bitting every teenagers to create a vampire army of emotional teenagers that listen to teen rock and dominate the world". Then i would buy it

-Batman-
07-12-2009, 08:10 PM
How to make Twilight: The Videogame

Take this game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire:_The_Masquerade_–_Bloodlines).

Okay not remove everything awesome in that game and add glitter and updated graphics..
It's that easy.

Cobra Commander
07-12-2009, 11:01 PM
But Bloodlines was actually cool. And bloody.

Luluko
07-12-2009, 11:19 PM
But how could a Twilight game wor- oh, right, a dating sim.

I would totally buy it. And when Edwards starts glittering and whispers 'love me' I would press a bottom and answer 'No'.

Storm Strife
07-13-2009, 08:05 AM
But Bloodlines was actually cool. And bloody.

Which is why you need to remove everything awesome in it for this to work.

*EDIT* I also assume that means you'd be sticking to v1.0, without the option to install the v1.2 Official patch or Wesp's v6.3 Unofficial patch.

sapphirewyren
07-13-2009, 09:13 AM
NO WAY!!! :mad:

AzureFlames
07-14-2009, 10:54 PM
I smell a fail game, it's probably gonna be one of those role playing games where you have to go according to the story or you'll end up cooked.
And can anyone do me a favor? Shoot me everytime I hear something about Twilight being good or anything positive :]

Flaaffy
07-16-2009, 02:19 PM
I like Twilight but I would never buy the game, because I know it would be horrible... >_>

KittieSTH
07-16-2009, 03:36 PM
their not really going to make a game are they. there's like no way that could even possibly come out good.

-Batman-
07-16-2009, 03:39 PM
their not really going to make a game are they. there's like no way that could even possibly come out good.

Two thats.

1) No they're not.
2) That hasn't stopped anyone from making a crap game before.

.:EmpressofAngels
07-16-2009, 03:50 PM
Twilight The Video Game?thats going a bit far , dont you think?it would be really boring, wouldnt it?i mean whats there to do?lol

Tsuki.
07-16-2009, 04:20 PM
O.o what the heck? who would be so stupid as to think they should drag twilight out into a video game? Of course lots of people would buy it just to see what it`s like, but I`ll stick to my video games. I couldn`t bare to stare at "Edward"`s face for more than 20 seconds. It might break my eyeballs, or worse, my tv. >.<

SGI
07-17-2009, 12:07 AM
Oh god I can already picture the ferocious lens flares from vampires 'sparkling'. *shudders*.

And the Edmund stalking bonus game...

Gero50
07-17-2009, 12:13 AM
http://www.girlsentertainmentnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tbox.jpg


Okay. This is not real. Yet?
Would you buy this game if it was real?

I wouldnt, Im not a fan of the book...
No I would never buy any game based on the book or movie. I am not a fan either.

Mesameru Nayami
07-17-2009, 07:33 AM
Buffy staked Edward.




THE END

KittieSTH
07-17-2009, 11:21 AM
haha that's funny but seriously the books were good. i thought at least way better then harry potter. lol

kitty-catzoey2
07-17-2009, 11:59 AM
I might buy it I love Twilight but if they ever do make a video game it would porbably just be going through the storylines like the harry potter game

Jimbow
07-21-2009, 01:27 PM
Plz, don't just.... don't...

Infinita
07-21-2009, 02:46 PM
I am a fan of Twillight but not to the extent as to buying the game.

Alphabet
07-21-2009, 04:07 PM
Pbff, no. If I did, I'd burn it just to see fangirls twitch.
Edit:Wouldn't playing a game like this be similar to playing a crappy Hannah Montana game?
ooshy ooshy ooshy

Takizawa
07-21-2009, 04:40 PM
I read all the books. Wouldn't play the game if it was free.

Mrpurple
07-21-2009, 06:48 PM
heh Twilight the video game would be like E.T. the video game epic fail.
I am not fan of the books or the movie. It makes me think of a middle school girls fantasie

Rykimaruh
07-21-2009, 06:53 PM
egh, my soul just shattered when i saw this...

Mrpurple
07-21-2009, 07:07 PM
I think with the video game. THey are tring to squeeze the twilight series out of every penny they can the dont really care how the game looks they just want the money. -.-

Leleiron
07-21-2009, 07:53 PM
Its a waste putting in money for a game that people will either buy out of curiosity or won't even buy. :(

Ichigo Momomyia
07-21-2009, 08:29 PM
I would.totally.love twilight<3:)

Mrpurple
07-21-2009, 09:17 PM
Hence trying. Alot of people purchased E.T. and was an epic fail that almost ruind the video game indrustry.

Shin Natsume
07-21-2009, 09:22 PM
Hence trying. Alot of people purchased E.T. and was an epic fail that almost ruind the video game indrustry.
O_O says who?

Anyway most movie-based games phail miserably. However I must say that the spiderman games are an exception ever so briefly. No, I would not purchase twilight the video game. I enjoyed the movie but didn't read the book and probably wont. Only the queers would purchase the game.

Ryuuzaki HD
07-21-2009, 09:55 PM
O_O says who?

Everyone who has ever played or even seen the game.

Mrpurple
07-21-2009, 10:15 PM
Everyone who has ever played or even seen the game.
Indeed.

Manhattan_Project_2000
07-21-2009, 10:43 PM
Hence trying. Alot of people purchased E.T. and was an epic fail that almost ruind the video game indrustry.
No, the problem was that no one bought it. Hense the concete grave in Arizona.


O_O says who?
People who don't understand/remember that ET was merely a symptom of the massive suckiness of almost all Atari 2600 games. To put it in modern terms, it had basically the Wii's Library to the power of the DS's. The games were almost always abysmal and were not strictly speaking required to actually run on the hardware. At least to Nintendo's credit, they make sure that when you plug in Barbie Horse Adventure it actually runs. Or at least they did, the Nintendo Seal of Quality has been dead for a while now, it's possible that people just realized that games should ideally boot up without freezing.


Anyway most movie-based games phail miserably. However I must say that the spiderman games are an exception ever so briefly. No, I would not purchase twilight the video game. I enjoyed the movie but didn't read the book and probably wont. Only the queers would purchase the game.
Well, that seems an even keeled and fair assessment.

KittieSTH
07-21-2009, 11:40 PM
i don't think stephanie mayer would even let anyone make a game out of her books. she knows better than that and it's not all about the money to her she truely loves the characters she has given life too.

Schindler
07-22-2009, 08:05 AM
I like Twilight and all... but just making those dumb dolls and a video game ruins it. :mad:

Kishiro
07-22-2009, 09:22 AM
i don't think stephanie mayer would even let anyone make a game out of her books. she knows better than that and it's not all about the money to her she truely loves the characters she has given life too.

You mean the hollow place holder Mary Sue of a main character that stands for all of Stephanie Meyer's pent up teenage sexual frustration and fantasies and the pansy sparkling doesn't know how to be a vampire, vampire that she wishes would have made them come true for her but couldn't (because vampires aren't real) and so she wrote a book series about how she wish her life would have been?

This would never fly as a game. Ever. It would be received terribly and whatever studio that put it out would be shunned and damned forever. Gamers would revolt, and there would be riots in the streets.

Possibly also domestic cases in some areas due to women trying to use their husband's XB360 to play Twilight... I can see the headlines already.

On the matter of the game itself, if you had to play as Edward Cullen, would you have to rapidly button mash to keep yourself from biting someone as you got near them? Even to get through a talk scene? Or would that just be the whole game. You watch it in CGI and continuously pound the buttons so that you don't bite the girl.

Ryuuzaki HD
07-22-2009, 10:44 AM
They shouldent make a game of it instead they should put it on other game's like a new game mode for Halo where you hunt down all the Twilight characters in a Warthog then run them down, or Gears where you have to execute Edward Cullen before the other team does, now that would make a great game.

Nanuq
07-22-2009, 11:42 AM
O_o A twilight video game. That would be weird. I know the picture is fake though.
The movie wasn't so great, I highly doubt the video game would be better
The books FTW

-Batman-
07-22-2009, 07:04 PM
i don't think stephanie mayer would even let anyone make a game out of her books. she knows better than that and it's not all about the money to her she truely loves the characters she has given life too.

So did JK Rowling.

Everyone has a price.

Mrpurple
07-22-2009, 09:10 PM
*body Shakeing* I geuss I'll have to endure.

Khanxay
07-28-2009, 07:35 PM
Twilight MMO (http://www.massively.com/2009/07/28/theres-a-er-twilight-mmo-coming/).

amadorhi
07-28-2009, 09:33 PM
Who did this to gaming. I want people to be help responsible for this blasphemy of an attempt to even hook those fatass 2 icecream box a day couch potato *****es who went and loved this movie and shitty book to gaming.

I already rage enough at these ****ing dumbass *****es who read the ****ing book in class and think its the greatest ****ing thing theyve ever laid theyre eyes on. Stephanie Meyer, you are a ****ing anti-christ for doing this to people. ****ing anti-christ.

Mrpurple
07-28-2009, 09:43 PM
I think twilight was fail to begin with.

Storm Strife
07-28-2009, 10:28 PM
Twilight MMO (http://www.massively.com/2009/07/28/theres-a-er-twilight-mmo-coming/).

Someone do me a favour, and nuke the design house creating this?

Though I will be pleased if you simply petrol bomb it.

Mrpurple
07-28-2009, 10:41 PM
-.- My brain is rotting.

ichimoku_fanboy
07-28-2009, 11:34 PM
first off, i hate twilight

second off why make a game when all the crazy, lonely, overweight twilight-loving-girls sit in their rooms and stare their posters of the incredibly dumb looking edward all day, i think a video game would be too much for their feeble minds to handle...

not to mention a waste of the game designers time...

-Batman-
07-29-2009, 12:20 AM
Twilight MMO (http://www.massively.com/2009/07/28/theres-a-er-twilight-mmo-coming/).

http://www.animeforum.com/image/303924a6fdc0132012.jpg

This is how I'm feeling right now.