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Bulf
06-23-2009, 08:20 PM
Time for a bit of randomness:
If you owned every game console ever made, and left them in a room to literally fight each other, which do you think would be the last one standing? (Assuming they could all move, and attack each other)
I'd say a ps3. They're pretty buff...either that or a NES.

Gjallarhorn
06-23-2009, 08:32 PM
PS3, because it's like Godzilla. It's big, and it breathes fire (put your hand near it's cooling vent).

If not, the PSP. Because it takes no damage. I've had mine since they first came out, I've dropped it dozens of times, from my pocket, from the top bunk in my dorm room, down stairs, onto the street. All it has is some small scuff marks near the wifi switch.

Ryuuzaki HD
06-23-2009, 08:45 PM
The NES because its packing heat.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Nes_zapper.jpg/800px-Nes_zapper.jpg

zekeybomb
06-23-2009, 08:47 PM
the wii cause wii tan are hawt

JIMBO.
06-23-2009, 09:21 PM
the neo geo cd it was more heavy than the genesis with all its mods

hit a guy over the head with that and it sure to kill him

http://zombiecake.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/neo_geocd011.jpg

ichimoku_fanboy
06-23-2009, 09:36 PM
id give it to the Ps3, that thing is pretty badass...
well that or the Super Nintendo, mostly cuz its teh best console ever xD

kajikun16
06-23-2009, 11:13 PM
ps3 since theirs cool games coming out for it

Doctor One
06-23-2009, 11:54 PM
I know the DS lite would die first. You cant drop that thing from a six inch height without the switch breaking.
Followed shortly by the Xbox and it's younger brother.
Gameboy would fall.
NES and SNES would die next.
I don't know about the durability of Sega systems.
Playstations would survive the longest I think

Takizawa
06-23-2009, 11:56 PM
the 360 is still the console for hardcore gamers. +project natal coming out.

Gjallarhorn
06-24-2009, 12:00 AM
the 360 is still the console for hardcore gamers. +project natal coming out.

This isn't a "which consol is best" thread. It's a "if these consols could come to life and fight one another, which would win?" thread.

The 360 would end up killing itself via RROD.

Takizawa
06-24-2009, 12:06 AM
This isn't a "which consol is best" thread. It's a "if these consols could come to life and fight one another, which would win?" thread.

The 360 would end up killing itself via RROD.
OH!!! should have probably read the first post fully =.=". In that case I pick the Wii ... I mean .. it has eyes. That motion sensor is an eye O.o. The other consoles will be stumbling and what not, while the Wii is pwning them.

Ipsilon V
06-24-2009, 01:25 AM
I'd go for the gamecube if only for the fact that it is so compact. Plus, it has a handle, which could be deadly if used right. And those controllers...

Run! it's the wavebird!! It will crush you!! noooooo

Sparda
06-24-2009, 04:07 AM
id say the the xbox (not 360) because its a block, and its heavy it could just jump and crush its enemys, then a close second would be the genesis with all the mods, another crushing block, and it could be hit once and survive by just dropping a piece off:)

AzureDark
06-24-2009, 07:06 AM
Virtual Boy will burn everyone's eyes...

Seņor Nobody
06-24-2009, 07:20 AM
If not, the PSP. Because it takes no damage. I've had mine since they first came out, I've dropped it dozens of times, from my pocket, from the top bunk in my dorm room, down stairs, onto the street. All it has is some small scuff marks near the wifi switch.

This. My PSP literally has no damage and I have had it for quite a while. I have dropped it MANY times and it still plays well.

Manhattan_Project_2000
06-24-2009, 10:15 AM
Ever opened up a NES? It's filled with metal shielding to protect you from the soul-raping powers of it's dead-puppy fueled voodoo heart. So unshielded NES for the win.

Lordwindowlicker
06-24-2009, 10:25 AM
the 360 is still the console for hardcore gamers. +project natal coming out.

Actually, the most avid of gamers would play a variety of games on all three current consoles.. as well as older systems, and PC. Although I find that most people who refer to themselves as "hardcore gamers" aren't worth speaking to.

Xieshunnuan
06-24-2009, 10:29 AM
I'd say PS3, those things are frickin' heavy!! But that also goes for Xbox haha, not 360 just the normal first Xbox was heavy.

Manhattan_Project_2000
06-24-2009, 10:51 AM
Actually, the most avid of gamers would play a variety of games on all three current consoles.. as well as older systems, and PC. Although I find that most people who refer to themselves as "hardcore gamers" aren't worth speaking to.

Well, to be fair he apprently think the meaning of hardcore is "Halo playing".

I'd also like to point out that Project Natel is not any more likely to be used in "hardcore" games then Wii motion sensing or the PS3 Eye are.

Ryuuzaki HD
06-24-2009, 11:01 AM
I'd say PS3, those things are frickin' heavy!! But that also goes for Xbox haha, not 360 just the normal first Xbox was heavy.

The bigger they are the harder they fall.

Storm Strife
06-24-2009, 11:33 AM
The bigger they are the harder they fall.

On another console. Like a dive bomb.

bakakame
06-24-2009, 02:52 PM
The NES because its packing heat.

Size matters, and SNES has a bigger gun: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Nintendo_scope.jpg

Ryuuzaki HD
06-24-2009, 02:59 PM
Nintendo drive by FTW.

Lordwindowlicker
06-24-2009, 03:21 PM
Well, to be fair he apprently think the meaning of hardcore is "Halo playing".

I'd also like to point out that Project Natel is not any more likely to be used in "hardcore" games then Wii motion sensing or the PS3 Eye are.

Either way, I'll have fun with all three. If down the road 360 has some software that I desperately want to play, and Natal is required.. I'll pick it up. I already have a Wii, and a PS Eye.

Zanethose
06-24-2009, 09:07 PM
NES + Game Genie = Victory over all end of story.

Khanxay
06-25-2009, 01:42 PM
PS3, because it's like Godzilla. It's big, and it breathes fire (put your hand near it's cooling vent).

But does it have a loud roar? The 360 is loud as hell especially if you have the big fan attached.

Light Buster
06-25-2009, 03:05 PM
Xbox 360. I could probably kill someone with one small blow.

Lordwindowlicker
06-25-2009, 03:23 PM
NES + Game Genie = Victory over all end of story.

"You ain't never had a friend like me..."

Bulf
06-25-2009, 03:26 PM
Actually, wouldn't the consoles take sides, depending on their manufacturer? Like all the Nintendo systems teaming up against all the Sony and Microsoft ones? Or would they just have a free for all?

Zanethose
06-25-2009, 04:54 PM
Actually, wouldn't the consoles take sides, depending on their manufacturer? Like all the Nintendo systems teaming up against all the Sony and Microsoft ones? Or would they just have a free for all?

oh Im sure some of them would, like the Gamecube and Wii and the PSX and PS2 and PS3 (they are a close family) but if the SNES tried to get friendly with the NES, the NES would just plug in its best friend Mr. Game Genie, call up some Dive Bombers and blow the crap out of the SNES.

Storm Strife
06-25-2009, 07:42 PM
Actually, wouldn't the consoles take sides, depending on their manufacturer? Like all the Nintendo systems teaming up against all the Sony and Microsoft ones? Or would they just have a free for all?

Consider it like a Royal Rumble, where consoles would partner up to take down a common enemy, then turn against each other when the time is right.

Ryuuzaki HD
06-25-2009, 07:47 PM
Consider it like a Royal Rumble, where consoles would partner up to take down a common enemy, then turn against each other when the time is right.

So like when everyone gangs up on The Big show.

LittleMomo
06-25-2009, 08:07 PM
I think the PS3 because it can take so much anyways :3 (TANK!!!!)

StabWound
06-25-2009, 09:01 PM
The original Gameboy of course. If it can survive the Gulf War (http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2007/01/heatpickled_gul/) I'm sure a few consoles wouldn't be a problem.

Teddy2116
06-25-2009, 10:12 PM
Xbox cause its bulletproof

aishiteru333
06-25-2009, 10:25 PM
The Wii could nun chuck the others to surrender.
I don't like the Wii but it would probably win...

Zanethose
06-25-2009, 11:58 PM
The original Gameboy of course. If it can survive the Gulf War (http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2007/01/heatpickled_gul/) I'm sure a few consoles wouldn't be a problem.

yea except for the fact that the article itself even states that its like that the inner parts were swapped out considering that the screen (which, by the way, is made of a thinner layer of the same material as the case) wasnt damaged, at all.....

I still NES, so long as its equipped with its best friend Mr. Genie

Wolfwood
06-26-2009, 07:49 AM
PS3. not only is it bulletproof. it bounces those bullets into the heads of Iphone owners :P (personal grudge, don't ask ^^; )
O, don't actualy try to shoot the PS3. i'm not paying for it if you do >_>

But seriously, i've played it for over half a day on 40C days, and it was fine. so thats gotta win it some points.

VK Miya
06-26-2009, 08:00 AM
PC just download an emulator thats all :p

Shinigami_55
06-26-2009, 09:25 AM
i will say nitendo 64.
no1 has choosen it...
poor thing

Nighthawk
06-29-2009, 04:09 AM
Hmm, PS3's Cell architecture, armed with its blu-ray against 360s scorching hot, 48 unified shader Xenos GPU sending a plasma beam turbocharged by its RROD device. Has potential for an epic battle, but like after a nuclear war, where the rats and roaches survive, the archaic consoles will rise once the big boys have toasted their mainboards. PS3/X360 are dead, long live King Pong and Atari VCS.

Gero50
07-01-2009, 08:34 PM
I'd say either PS3 because of it's weight and the fact it's pretty big compared to the others. Though the Xbox-1 is a good match for it. I'd say it would be a tie between those two. XBOX and PS3

Ryuuzaki HD
07-01-2009, 08:48 PM
All the Game boy's and other Nintendo handheld's would leech on to the other console while Wii beats it down with the nunchuck's and the other Nintendo's strangle it with the wires fron the controllers. Nintendo win strength in numbers.

SGI
07-01-2009, 09:10 PM
The Nintendo Virtual Boy would win hands down. Its horrible screen will cause mass migraines before strangling opponents to death with its controller.

cyrus the virus
07-09-2009, 07:51 AM
hmm i have to say the original gameboy its like a brick.

toxic tea
07-09-2009, 08:03 AM
mmm, im thinking the wii.
it seems like it could be a mastermind.

Sir_Vlaken
07-09-2009, 09:42 AM
Ps3 Because that thing can seriously just like tackle the other consoles untill they power down xD

Tsuki.
07-09-2009, 09:54 AM
*thinks* ah!
the one left standing would be the original gameboy!
See, it would sit in a corner waiting for the others to rip each other apart.
Then, when they're all down, being the oldy that it is,
it'll go up to the last one standing,
and start pelting it with it's really old games.
The dust from the games will them go into the fancy parts of the other game system, and then the other game system would fall.
Either that, or it would unplug the other game system.
It runs on batteries, so it's harder for the other game system to get the batteries out, due to the fact that it doesn't have fingers. XD

Kaitou+
07-09-2009, 12:32 PM
Gamecube>PS2 and Xbox.

I loved that video...the gamecube was half-broken, yet it still worked.