You Know You've Watched Too much Bleach When...

[Mayonnaise]

You've dyed your air orange
You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"
Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
You've named your stuffed animal Kon
You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you
You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
...And then glued a broken chain to it
You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
You wear an eye patch while you wait to give your opponent an "advantage".
You bust in to class saying "The spirits are always with you!"
You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.
Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool. (XD!!!!)
You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk
You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
You open up a Bleach web site (O.O Oh snap... I'm glad I haven't done that... yet...)
...And call it your life's work. (OMG! XDD)
You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.
You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain [insert your name here] to you."
You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"
Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach (Oh boy... I'm already doing it...O.o XD)
...And also try to add to this list as wellSince Yu Yu Hakusho has one, I thought Bleach shold have one, too. This is pretty funny, too. ^^ XD lol @ #3!

[Memento Mori]

When you have time to list 40 things that say you've been watching Bleach too long.

[SigmaSD]

I can tell by your mood that you did this 'cause you were bored. I don't think there's much to add.

You know you've been watching too much Bleach:
-when you do everything for the honor of the Quincys.
-when you believe you're a bount because you have a doll(like a Cabbage Patch Kid).
-when believe you have a 5 year old, pink-haired lieutenant that fights like Yoda.
-when you take good care of a locket because your "abuelito" gave it to you.
-when you get freaked out when a cat starts talking (only if you're a guy).

[Your Father]

When you're tired of anime fans thinking Bleach is the best thing since Macross.
You notice the mouths are all super-uber pointy.

[Arrancar Grimmjow]

Couldn't think of your own huh? I've seen this same exact list on other websites.

Anyway,
-when you've spent over $5000 on Bleach things alone

[HimiTama]

-When you start seeing things and asuming it's a Hollow
-When you actually take the time to memorize all the kido spells they use in Bleach
-When you start to think you're actually a Soul Reaper
-When you're taking archery class in gym and before you shoot the arrow at the target whisper to yourself "May the power of the Quincey be with me..." (Which might I add, never works XD)
-When you're in sewing class and say the thing above in hopes that your sewing skills will improve on the spot (Only worked once XD)

[Gjallarhorn]

- When you realize Kubo Tite doesn't keep promises.
- When you understand why Shounen Jump thought his manga was too similar to Yu Yu Hakusho.
- When you realize all the characters are shouen archetypes
- When you realize every arc repeats a damsel-in-distress storyline.
- When you realize Kubo Tite has no idea what he's doing.
- You notice the quality of the animation continuing to decrease.
- You notice the quality of opening songs continuing to decrease, and they are used more for artist promotion.
- the only reason you still read the manga is for the artwork
- You stop watching it.

[Arrancar Grimmjow]

- When you realize Kubo Tite doesn't keep promises.
- When you understand why Shounen Jump thought his manga was too similar to Yu Yu Hakusho.
- When you realize all the characters are shouen archetypes
- When you realize every arc repeats a damsel-in-distress storyline.
- When you realize Kubo Tite has no idea what he's doing.
- You notice the quality of the animation continuing to decrease.
- You notice the quality of opening songs continuing to decrease, and they are used more for artist promotion.
- the only reason you still read the manga is for the artwork
- You stop watching it.

That's a little harsh Xero. o.o Bleach isn't THAT bad

[BADGUY99]

Dude, if this is a Bleach thread why would you come on here just to diss Bleach? I don't think the show's perfect but I think it's enjoyable, and I can understand fandom. I definitly went through my own Bleach craze a couple months back.

LOL, I'm guilty of the calling myself Taicho thing, but I also went as far as to call my younger brother 'Lieutenant'. Ah well, I also used to say that me him and my sister were a 3 man squad, and that whenever we went to shovel my gradmother's walk we were doing a D ranked mission. I also think its cool when I read the word 'Bleach' in a bottle.

1. You start kicking people in the face when they annoy you (Bad idea)

2. You watch 'The Sixth Sense' and your like "Quit wineing!"

3. You almost bought Ichigo's Zanpakuto on ebay *_*

[Greidy]

You know you've watched to much Bleach when you starts to name you kitchen knifes....

[Your Father]

I imagine Uryu is the next damsel to be saved. Rukia-Orihime-Uryu-Ichigo
Then Chad gets his own spin-off called Brown Bleach.

[Des]

-when you try opening doors with knifes hopeing they`ll open auto and lead to Soul society.
-when all you ever listen to is the soundtracks (I don`t XD)
-when you try to stand in mid-air or fly (XDD)
- if you actually liked that long filler season
-when you get irretated by someone dissing it XP

[Sh0u]

-When you see replications of bleach swords in their unreleased forms and seriously contemplate buying them.
-When you see a replica of Ichigo's hollow mask made out of porcelin at your local mall and think "7 months tell I can pay for this thing!"
-When you begin to wonder whether Orihime had all the hate and evil sucked out of her and transferred into a clone somewhere.

[Infinitului.închisoare]

-When you can't go a day without getting on the internet and searching Bleach related items.

[NeoBahamut]

+ You start imagining hollows outside your bedroom windows
+ You start thinking if there is a girl (Rukia) in your closet
+ You talk to cats
+ You start doing 'kidou' in classes
+ You handle a knife as though as you're an expert (INFACT you hardly enter
the kitchen)
+ You taking all your mother's sewing materials and start sewing up a
shinigami costume for your anuaal dinner/reunion

[ninjashoes]

-You start falling in love with Orihme and Rukia even though they are cartoons
-You try to unlock your hallow powers by digging a pit and climbing in
-You name your kids Chad and Kenpachi

[VampireSlayerD]

When you're tired of anime fans thinking Bleach is the best thing since Macross.
You notice the mouths are all super-uber pointy.
Fact all 15 year old otakus will say uber every day no matter how old it is.

[*Tsuki*]

You Know You've Been Watching Too Much Bleach When:
- you use the excuse of "going to the bathroom" to get out of school
- you must be saved every time you get in a fight
- play the video game that isn't that great for hours on end
- read all the reasons that show that why you've been watching too much Bleach even though you already know why, but you just want to see what other people say

[Eva DarkClaw]

How about when you start making up characters and finding a way to add them to the story line? (guilty)
Or maybe when you start acting like the characters in the anime/manga.
When you think you see hollows everywhere.
When your best friend comes in class you tackle hug her! (like.. that one girl with Orohime)
You call yourself a Quincy, soulreaper, bount, or Arrancar. (guilty)
When you dress up as a Quincy or SoulReaper.
When you can't resist the urge to shout out "Bankai!" or "Roar Zabimaru!" (guilty)

[jtdlives]

When most of the shirts in your closet are bleach shirts, you where the Kisuke Urahara hat on a regular basis and you get exicited when you see Zanpakto necklaces and Bleack items dominate your christmas list.

[Your Father]

Fact all 15 year old otakus will say uber every day no matter how old it is.

Fact: All members trying to do a lame joke think they're vampires & make threads about how their girlfriends scare the crap outta them.

[Voiceless]

When you expect every girl to have huge breasts.

[Souji Seta]

You've dyed your air orange
You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"
Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
You've named your stuffed animal Kon
You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you
You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
...And then glued a broken chain to it
You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
You wear an eye patch while you wait to give your opponent an "advantage".
You bust in to class saying "The spirits are always with you!"
You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.
Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool. (XD!!!!)
You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk
You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
You open up a Bleach web site (O.O Oh snap... I'm glad I haven't done that... yet...)
...And call it your life's work. (OMG! XDD)
You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.
You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain [insert your name here] to you."
You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"
Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach (Oh boy... I'm already doing it...O.o XD)
...And also try to add to this list as wellSince Yu Yu Hakusho has one, I thought Bleach shold have one, too. This is pretty funny, too. ^^ XD lol @ #3!

Dude, I do some of those things! Haha, I consider my T-square as my zanpakuto and when I walk around I hold it like Ichigo would!
Even that "what strong reiatsu" thing! haha!
I don't put powder on myface but I do act like Ulquiorra sometimes. Sometimes, like Kuchiki Byakuya. hehe

hmm, not much to add considering the other posts...
-putting up a lot of posters of Bleach characters
-your calendar is Bleach
-collecting a lot of bleach stuff

can't think of anymore than the ones I actually do, hehe

[chan-chan]

when you start memorizing the release command of every single Shinigami or Espada you like..

Senbonzakura Kageyoshi..

[bgc2040]

youve watched too much bleach when youve tried to make replica bleach weapons(guilty it didnt end well)

[haddad287]

I always just say ramdon phrases from bleach whenever I am bored. My favorite one is ...........zamban zakura kagiyoshi...............

[*~Anime Angel~*]

you know your watching to much bleach when you hear the characters voices every where you go. Along with those dang catch phrases

[RJ169]

you know you've watched to much Bleach when you start to think you can see Hollows

[jnLL]

...when you start to think that you've been in Hueco Mundo and claiming to have seen Aizen, Gin && the Arrancars

[BleachHime]

You know you've watched too much Bleach when...

1. You start to think you are an actual soul reaper
2. You have dreams of living in and being a part of the Bleach world
3. You wear your Bleach cosplay out in public (mall or somewhere like that...)
4. You take your Bleach plushies with you everywhere you go
5. The clothing you are wearing right now (shirt, necklace, hat, etc) has something to do with Bleach
6. You think you saw Renji at the grocery store
7. You try to use kidos against people who make you angry and think they will work

I AM GUILTY OF ALL THESE THINGS...LOL BUT BLEACH ROX... :)

[Shion Sonozaki]

- When you realize Kubo Tite doesn't keep promises.
- When you understand why Shounen Jump thought his manga was too similar to Yu Yu Hakusho.
- When you realize all the characters are shouen archetypes
- When you realize every arc repeats a damsel-in-distress storyline.
- When you realize Kubo Tite has no idea what he's doing.
- You notice the quality of the animation continuing to decrease.
- You notice the quality of opening songs continuing to decrease, and they are used more for artist promotion.
- the only reason you still read the manga is for the artwork
- You stop watching it.

I will NEVER stop watching Bleach ever! And I can promise you that! *draws Zonpok-to* AHA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!! *twitch* In my opinion Kubo-kun's animation is still great and. um... I can't think of anything else to say--for crying out loud I just woke up! And I know none of really care.

[LastReunion]

You've dyed your air orange
You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"
Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
You've named your stuffed animal Kon
You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you
You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
...And then glued a broken chain to it
You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
You wear an eye patch while you wait to give your opponent an "advantage".
You bust in to class saying "The spirits are always with you!"
You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.
Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool. (XD!!!!)
You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk
You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
You open up a Bleach web site (O.O Oh snap... I'm glad I haven't done that... yet...)
...And call it your life's work. (OMG! XDD)
You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.
You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain [insert your name here] to you."
You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"
Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach (Oh boy... I'm already doing it...O.o XD)
...And also try to add to this list as wellSince Yu Yu Hakusho has one, I thought Bleach shold have one, too. This is pretty funny, too. ^^ XD lol @ #3!


haha, i should really try some of these :'D sounds fun... I'm a bleach fan, but i have to admit, i haven't watched bleach's every episode. But i know how the story goes and stuff. (Sorry if my english is bad -.-')

[Magical Soul]

You've dyed your air orange
You consider an umbrella to be an unreleased Zanpakuto
...Until you "release" it and scream "Open... Ubrellamaru!"
Things are getting worse because you stole two of your mom's 'flower-shaped sequins', dabbed them with gel and placed it on your hair.
You cross your arms in front of you and laugh insanely "BWAAHAHAHAHA!"
You cover your right arm with a long sock and thrust it forward thinking large amount of energy will shoot out
You've really been watching too much when you powder your face until it's pure white and draw a line under your eyes (With a blue marker) and act like Ulquiora.
You've named your stuffed animal Kon
You take the front half of a skull from biology class and call yourself a Vizard.
You eat a piece of candy thinking your soul will come out your body
You visit onto Bleach forums and make thousands of random theories
...And then fight with other members when they don't agree with you
You colored a piece of paper black, cut it out in a circle, and taped it to your chest
...And then glued a broken chain to it
You wear hair pins hoping they will help you in a time of need.
You wear an eye patch while you wait to give your opponent an "advantage".
You bust in to class saying "The spirits are always with you!"
You've poked the person next to you using a stick and expected a Shinigami to come out of a gigai
Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"
You just ate red beans with potato chips in in ice cream for lunch
You like to say somebody's name like your inspired after they make some kind of declaration
You put a piece of candy in a stuffed animal hoping it'll come alive.
Guys knitting in school has suddenly become cool. (XD!!!!)
You think it's cool to see "bleach" written on the the laundry isle sign at the store.
You jump kick your kid the second he wakes up.
You where a black cloak and some sandals and white socks
After moments of not talking and being quiet, people start to think you really can't talk
You think your cat is actually a hot girl in disguise.
You open up a Bleach web site (O.O Oh snap... I'm glad I haven't done that... yet...)
...And call it your life's work. (OMG! XDD)
You have your little brother throw petals around you after you say "Scatter Senbonzakura"
You practicing on your archery skills is referred to as "training".
You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.
You run around the street wearing a long black robe with sandals
Whenever your somebody calls you by your name, you tell them: "That's Captain [insert your name here] to you."
You've gone insane when you got into a fight and realized that your enemy is stronger and you mutter: "What strong reiatsu!"
Whenever your cell phone rings you run outside and look for Hollows
You realized that carrying a wooden sword around school was not a good idea
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Bleach (Oh boy... I'm already doing it...O.o XD)
...And also try to add to this list as wellSince Yu Yu Hakusho has one, I thought Bleach shold have one, too. This is pretty funny, too. ^^ XD lol @ #3!

So you've done all those things?

[Shion Sonozaki]

You know you've watched too much Bleach when...

1. You start to think you are an actual soul reaper
2. You have dreams of living in and being a part of the Bleach world
3. You wear your Bleach cosplay out in public (mall or somewhere like that...)
4. You take your Bleach plushies with you everywhere you go
5. The clothing you are wearing right now (shirt, necklace, hat, etc) has something to do with Bleach
6. You think you saw Renji at the grocery store
7. You try to use kidos against people who make you angry and think they will work

I AM GUILTY OF ALL THESE THINGS...LOL BUT BLEACH ROX... :)

Renji at the grocery store? Hm..... That's sorta awkward and funny! I wonder what his reaction will be..... *somehow breaks into the seiretei, kidnaps Renji, and brings him to the nearest grocery sore on earth* XD

You also know you've been watching too much Bleach when you all of a sudden start bleeding (like you got cut and didn't notice till now) and think a hollow did that to you but a Soul Reaper killed the hollow before it could devour your soul.

[Mystical~Soul]

When Youve Realised Thats You've Been Wearing Black All Day Like Ichigo

[Leleiron]

You know that you have watched too much bleach when you are trying to ''convert'' you're friends into watching the series too.
When you go to college solely because their is an animefan club that is big on Bleach (I know people who have done it NOT ME) :P

[Shion Sonozaki]

Also when you try buliding a gate to the Soul Society that converts you into a Soul so that you are able to get at least to the Rokongai district!

[Pauekn]

When you buy a black cat just to name her Yoruichi.

Not guilty... Yet. Our next cat will be a black female!

[tsujigiri15]

You know you've watched to much Bleach when you starts to name you kitchen knifes....

Lol, i did this the other day. and was just doing the kendo drill they all do when my mate walked in. 'what the hell are you doing, get back to chopping carrots mate....'. At least he didnt see me a moment earlier with the knife held aloft, saying 'slice the heavans - zangetsu!' (the knife in question is fairly large, and 2 tone, so has a VERY vague resemblence).

I also mutter random things like 'bankai; tensa zangetsu', 'howl zabimaru' etc etc a lot. Especially if im loosing at fencing, and i need to move faster. Fortunately no one has heard yet. Also at fencing I grip my sword like ichigo does when he goes bankai... and wonder why it doesnt become more bad assed.

On the original list, I have been known to 5, 21, 36 (this was very depressing - i got knocked down, and was panting, and was like, wow, what crushing spirit pressure....) and i suppose 40!

[Aizen-sama]

On the contrary u can watch to much bleach it RULEZZ

[Mayonnaise]

So you've done all those things?

Tch! Of course not!

[tsujigiri15]

I wonder how many people have done all 40? If you have I must say I am both deeply impressed and a little worried - though I can sure understand - bleach is indeed an exciting place to be!

[ProGoddess]

When you name your son Kon.. :)

[SailorTwilight]

1) Your room is nothing but Bleach stuff.
2) You go to a bar drunk and think you see Rangiku sitting next to you.
3) Go to a bartender asking for some Sake.
4) Headbutts someone that you really like (Hehe, I did that once.)
5) Has a Ichigo doll and calls it Itsugo.
6) *For girls* Falls on your boobs and feels that they are being suffocated. (Has happen to me)
7) *For girls* Gets scared and your boobs pop out of your bra. (Has happen to me)
8) Believes that you have healing powers and can be in the 4th division squad with Unohana Retsu.
9) You have a superhero outfit, wears it and calls yourself the "Karakura Riser" and tries saving people from hollows.
10) Has nothing but Bleach songs on your Ipod. (I have some songs but I have others as well)

[Shion Sonozaki]

You knwo you've watched too much Bleach when:
-You pretend to have caught Kon during your lunch period.

-When you hear the word "destroyer" you automaticly think the person who said it is a Quincy (I am guilty of this)

-When you think that your friend that literly has red hair as a natural color is Orihime. (guilty of this)

-When you see a Hollow in the episode you think its a Hollow in reality and claim you ahve to ability to see souls, ect.(guilty of this)

-When you find out you need glasses, you go searchign for the ones that look exactly and/or very similiar to Nanao, Uryu, or Aizen's glasses. (I am guilty of this.)

-You scream in terror when you find out you've missed a Bleach character's birthday. Even if they are a hollow or even Aizen. (guilty of it)

-You cry when Ichigo is severaly hurt and close to dying (as in past the normal "close to dying" scenes we usualy see). I am guilty of this and this only applies to Ichi fangirls.

-When a butterfly flies by you either think your a chibi and call it pretty then state its a cabage (somethign something) butterfly then force your friend to ask you if you're gonna chase after it, think si a Soul Reaper comign to the world of the lving just to meet you and make you a subsitute soul repaer, think its a soul reaper comign tot he world of the living, or attempt to catch it with a net while begging it to be caught and force your friend to walk by in a robe and complain. (I am guilty of all of these.)

-You automaticly give game characters Bleach roles: Amaterasu and Issun from Okami (all shall be from Okami. xD)are dolls, Mr. Orange is Uryu (don't ask how this came to mind), Sakuya is Masaki (o.o), every boss figth is either a/[blank] hollow (usualy Grand Fisher)/Aizen/Gin/Tosen/Kyoraku (if somehow you think your Chad)/Mayuri (if you think your Uryu)/Jirobo (if you think your Uryu or Orihime)/Toshiro (if you think your Momo)/ect. ect. (I am guilty of these. Except now I think of Waka as either Uryu or that girl from Memories of Nobody. They shoot arrows at me! x3)

[Tattster]

when you start drinking the stuff Dx

[Atsui Sake]

... when you try asking the name of your quarter tang, stainless steal katana that was made in China.
... when you have memorized every kido, from ways of destruction, to binding spells.
... when you try convincing your girlfriend to live in your closet and wear your sister's pajamas.
... when you take a little spherical pill, thinking that it's a modified soul.
... when you try using the bottom of your quarter tang, stainless steal katana that was made in China to send someone, who you're convinced is a ghost, to Soul Society.
... when you buy any form of Bleach cosplay.
... when think "Ichigo" whenever you see a strawberry. (sadly, I'm guilty of that one from time to time)
... when your avy is Kon in a girl's under garments. (formerly guilty)

[IcePriestess]

When You think, that after you die you will become a soul and live in soul society.
When you think you can be hurt as much as you like and you will stay alive
When you smash somebody screaming: Getsuga Tenshou!
When you think you are a princess and you can order everyone around.
When you think that if you have a mask you are arrancar or hollow.
When you think that you can find any person in the town using spirit treads.
When you make the same cooking as Orihime's.

[Shion Sonozaki]

I am guilty of the 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th of IcePriestess's list. And making Orihime's cooking is possible if yur Bleach crazy enough. And that I am.

I am guilty of the 7th, 5th, 4th of Atsui Sake's list.

[Cobra Commander]

There's no such thing as too much of a good thing, if it can't kill you. Even if it can, it's negligible. I had a bleach related dream, but unfortunately I didn't get to see the end of it. More of the trying to fight an invisible hollow, than being a shinigami though.

My dagger - yeah, it's a dagger, so I can't carry it regularly - has a name. I call it stabby. When I unleash it on some poor unsuspecting soul, it'll be because he's breaking into my house and headed to the underworld.!

It's pretty nifty though. Let me get a pic of it...there.

It's a SOG, made in Japan. Sharp, light, though not as balanced as I'd like. I carry it when I go out in the woods.

Now, if only I could release it into something more useful. Like a cutlass or katana. I'd probably cut my own foot off though.

[tsujigiri15]

when you start drinking the stuff Dx

Haha - yes, that would be taking it too far I feel. I can see it now - I get back from a night on the town and think 'ah yes, Ill get some bleach to enjoy now' and then somehow get the storecupboard when you keep your cleaning stuff and dvds mixed up
Reckon you'd have you a darwin award right there. And you never know, you may see some random shinigami turn up and bury your soul... Also when you go to any length to keep a slot on wednesday evening and thurday evening free - no matter how crazy you make stuff.

[Shion Sonozaki]

I am SOOOO guilty of these ones:
-You know you've watched and/or read too much Bleach when you call your friend and all of a sudden you and your friend are sayign that bleach characters are appearing at your house....

-When you ask any--object even the air--how to get rid of your bow and arrow.

-When you go up to your friend with a ring and say that your married to a Bleach character.

-You get REALLY exicted (even if you don't show it and its only on your insides) when someone tells you that you are gonna talk about bleach with them.

-You stare at your Bleach calendar and blush (depending on gender... liek when Rukia was up, I didn't blush... or stare for that matter. xD).

-When you think Uryu stole your guitar and began to play it and sing along.

-When your self teaching yourself how to play your guiatar and think Ichigo is helping you.

ect. My hand is tired! D:

[DarkMoonPrince]

You watch too much when you actually Own the swords, yelling out ''Bankai!'', hoping the actual spiritual energy would be released. xD

[Shion Sonozaki]

Oh, ya got me, DarkMoonPrince! Well I don't own the swords but at fye.... xDD

[Shunshin Jhey-sama]

~when you start your day checking on the latest chapter/episode released and subbed.
~when you join Bleach forums in every language you understand.
~when the first section you go to in your forums are the Bleach section.
~when in one of your joined forums you started a file-sharing DL thread of all the bleach episodes.
~when you ignore the people who diss on bleach to death
~when you DL every page of Bleach Manga translated
~when you decide to color a page or 2 of the manga in photoshop

Yes, I'm guilty of all that mentioned thank you very much. . .>XP

[Chiatsa]

~when you start your day checking on the latest chapter/episode released and subbed.
~when you join Bleach forums in every language you understand.
~when the first section you go to in your forums are the Bleach section.
~when in one of your joined forums you started a file-sharing DL thread of all the bleach episodes.
~when you ignore the people who diss on bleach to death
~when you DL every page of Bleach Manga translated
~when you decide to color a page or 2 of the manga in photoshop

Yes, I'm guilty of all that mentioned thank you very much. . .>XP


I'm guilty of a few of those. :'3
I hate the people who diss Bleach, I ALWAYS lurk on the Bleach forums, and I've thought of coloring some of the manga, but I know I can't. x)

And I'm guilty of forcing myself to dream of fight sequences with me helping out my favorite character...and winning. ;o

[Zeokoz]

I am SOOOO guilty of these ones:
-You know you've watched and/or read too much Bleach when you call your friend and all of a sudden you and your friend are sayign that bleach characters are appearing at your house....

-When you ask any--object even the air--how to get rid of your bow and arrow.

-When you go up to your friend with a ring and say that your married to a Bleach character.

-You get REALLY exicted (even if you don't show it and its only on your insides) when someone tells you that you are gonna talk about bleach with them.

-You stare at your Bleach calendar and blush (depending on gender... liek when Rukia was up, I didn't blush... or stare for that matter. xD).

-When you think Uryu stole your guitar and began to play it and sing along.

-When your self teaching yourself how to play your guiatar and think Ichigo is helping you.

ect. My hand is tired! D:

I don't know what it is, but talking about it with someone is so exciting! Haha, that is why I love the forum so much. However, it is much more exciting when you are talking to someone in real life about it.

[tonhao90]

I've done these two already.
Since I did the first one among otaku friends, they understood the joke
And in the second, my French teacher asked me what is a "Taichou". I had a hard time explaining. XD

-Your doing something requiring unbelievable amounts of energy and yell "BANKAI!"

-You start adding "-taichou" to the end of your teacher's names.

[Takizawa Sr.]

You know you've watched too much bleach when:
You allow someone to slash you with a sword thinking your skin won't be cut.
You swing a sword at a wall as hard as you can thinking it will be demolished.
You take a porcelain mask and paint random markings on it add a string to it and wear it around school and ego everyone...
You dress up in all white and run around thinking you won't get any stains on your clothes...
You dress your daughter up with pink hair and a lieutenant's outfit and walk around with her on your shoulder giving you directions.
Last but not least..
When you buy a store and dig out a basement the size of japan and call it your training room.

[IcePriestess]

More:
When you dream about Bleach at night.
When you daydream about Bleach.
When you start liking the same things as your favorite character of Bleach(heh I'm guilty for this...)
When you have watched Bleach series 10x~.
When you get a wound and you are bleeding heavily you say: It's nothing.. It's just a scratch.
When you draw Bleach characters in History class and say: They are real!!! :D:D
When friends invite you to the party wanting you to find a girlfriend/boyfriend, but you say: No,thanks. There won't be anyone I like anyway, because I already have somebody I like(Bleach characters, haha):D:D
When in real life you want to find somebody who resembles Bleach character and when you find it(maybe) you stick with that person, just because of this...

Haha my imagination got over. Sorry :D