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goddragon
07-24-2008, 10:17 PM
Go for it say anything.
Example:
Orihime: I'm going to kill you Ichigo

Sanosuke X
07-24-2008, 10:36 PM
There is already a thread like this.

Otosu
07-24-2008, 10:58 PM
*agrees but posts anyway*

Ichigo: I don't need you, Zangetsu!

Mayonnaise-Senpai
07-25-2008, 09:11 AM
Its the same as the Naruto version but I like this thread.

Chad: *sings* My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their like it's better than yours! (XDDD *dies* that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!)
Renji: Die, Rukia!!!!!
Kon: I like guys, now.
Ichigo: Violence is not the answer, ladies and gentlemen. We can resolve this in a mature manor. *dresses as a Psychiatrist* And how does that make you feel?
Uryu:... It's party time! *pulls out maracas (I cant spell)*
Yoruichi: ... DOGS RULE!!
Rukia: Ichigo, you are so smarticle.
Mayuri: *skips in a field of roses* Ahh! What a beautiful day! *picks a flower* Here Nemu, my lovely assitant, have a rose.

Oooo! I got a good one!!!!!!!!!!!

Urahara: *sings* I'M HOT! YOUR COLD! YOU GO AROUND LIKE YOU KNOW... (mumbles the part he doesn't know) I'M SLIPPING INTO THE LAVA... nananana... CAUSE I'M BURIN UP! BURING UP FOR YOU BABY! (XDDDDDDD *dies laughing* I can see him doing that, too!)

All the Bleach Guys: *sings*If you wanne be my lover, you gotta get with my friends! Make it last for ever. Friendship never ends! If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give! Taking is too easy but that's the way it is! (Someone should so a video with the Bleach guys and that song... it would be a hit... XDDD)

Toshiro: Cause you'er hot then you're cold, you're yes then you're no, you're in than you're out. You're up than you're down! (XDDDDDDDDD)

Scrabbit
07-25-2008, 05:20 PM
Ishida: I want you, Kurosaki. I want you bad.

Dotbeat.
07-26-2008, 08:52 PM
Ichigo:Oh Renji ..... It makes me crazy to not see you everyday ....
Orihime:C'mon kon climb into my mountains .
Ishida:Im sooo fashionably late !
Chad:I have a secret guys , Im gay .
Renji:Baka baka baka Kuchiki taishuo !
Rukia:Im gonna kiss you faster than the speed of light Renji !

Yoko Littner
07-26-2008, 09:14 PM
Kenpachi:I love you Ichigo

Ichigo:Go ahead kill Orihime

Renji:I hate you Rukia

Flyyt
08-03-2008, 07:15 AM
Hmm...
Toshiro: Matsumoto... I'm in love with you.

DeeviousDemon
08-04-2008, 10:44 AM
Byakuya to Rukia:

Oh my dear beloved lil adoptive sister...I shall bury you under my never dieying brotherly love!!!

TheQueenOfAllYaoi
08-04-2008, 12:09 PM
hehehe I love this....
Ichigo: I....I...I just want to DANCE!* does a disco dance*
uryu:* becomes a hair stylist*
Rukia: like omg you guys did you see her hair...
chad: *screams like a girl* you guys! there's a spider! killll it...!!!!

ehehehe I tried.

DeeviousDemon
08-04-2008, 05:57 PM
kenpachi: Can sumone help put the bells into my hair??
Grimmjow: Hey Ichigo I love the way you fight!! Can you teach me?
Ichigo: Orihime....I wanna dwell on your heavenly mountains!! lol
Rukia: kon....its cuddle time!!! com'ere!!!!!
Kon: I hate women!

Diocletian
08-04-2008, 06:18 PM
Put those away-Kon

VDOgAmfrEk
08-10-2008, 08:14 PM
Matsumoto:
I am Matsumoto, and I have a drinking problem.

cough_cough2
08-10-2008, 08:18 PM
grimmjow:................................. bunnies are cute
ulquiorra: ................teehee
kenpachi: violence is bad

My Name is Ian.
08-11-2008, 11:13 AM
Toshirou: Let's party all night!! *hiccup*
Byaakuya: Yea rite, get a life buddy. *smokes*
Byaakuya(2): You want me to cut your hair? =w= (You know, he cuts Renji's...O_O)
Ulquiorra: I want strawberry marshmallows >w<
Grimmjow: Let's plant trees.
Kon: Let's burn all those AVs!!
Ichigo: I'll love you now and forever Kon!
Ichigo(2): Kon, you can take away my body. I prefer a body as a fluffy lion.
Rukia: My drawing is bad.
Chad: Hey, did you guys know I found this cute pinky key-chain at this really really cute fancy store? I love all those pinkish things there...Kyaa~ >w<
Kenpachi: Let's not fight, thank you. All we need is tea and talk. =_=
Renji: You go to hell, Rukia.
Uryuu: Let's kiss, Ichigo.
Yachiru: *coughs*(talks in a matured accent) uh-hum, may I make a statement that represents my own opinion about everybody here who is acting incredibly, utterly childish? *glances*
Kisuke: I don't sleep.
Rangiku: *hits the shorty*Go away and leave the business to the adults, shorty!(she means Toshirou)
Yoruichi: *meow*Catz rule!
Aizen: Can I have my glasses back O_O? I can't seem to see things properly these days...

XD That's all I can think O_O

TheQueenOfAllYaoi
08-11-2008, 12:08 PM
Kenpachi:* got a paper cut* ouch that hurted

Chad: duuuuuddeee thats of the yin yang

GrimmJow: I love you, You love me, ^_____^

Yurichi: *sings the pokemon theme song*

cherry_blossom
08-11-2008, 08:02 PM
Ichigo-Hi I'm Ichigo, and I frequently wish I had a normal life.
Chad-*sings* Hey hey you you I can be your girlfriend....
Rukia-*skipping in circles* Wow. Ichigo...you look HAWT.
Orihime-*drunk*Since when does Kon look normal?

Meyrin
08-12-2008, 07:39 PM
Ichigo: (Dressed in a tutu and sings)I feel pretty,Oh so pretty,I feel pretty and witty and gay!!!!!!!!!!
Aizen:I feel so terrible of what I`ve done to Momo and Toshiro.
Toshiro:I want to be treated like a kid.
Chad: (Screams like a girl)I broke a nail.
Kenpachi:We should all be reasonable and act like grown ups.
Kenpachi(2): Let`s have a group hug.
Kenpachi(3): (In a very emotional stat)...And that`s when I lost Fluffy my cat...
Gin: (Whispers)Hey I have a problem.I keep bumping into things,I don`t know why...

ReveredSoul
08-13-2008, 03:19 AM
ichigo : **** orihime
orihime: i love you chad
chad: im not even mexican =/
uuryu: ichigo is my best friend forever
rukia: turns out im a lesbian
renji: imma dye my hair black
byakuya: **** tradition =/
zaraki: i am now.. officially off fighting
yachiru: **** ken-chan
gin : aizen u phail at life =/
aizen: i really wish i hadent betrayed everyone
urahara: youruichi,.. gtfo
yourouichi: urahara... Gtfo
everyone on the show: naruto pwns us

Twig Ee
08-19-2008, 08:31 PM
Ichigo: Orihime i am returning your love since you love me and are smart and beautiful and super humanly proportioned

Wait i got a better one

Ichigo: I LOVE GIRLS

!Deidara*Senpai*Chaaan!
08-25-2008, 07:30 PM
>___< This'll be so much fun!!

Ichigo:
He skips around, kissing Rukia and Orihime and then Ulquiorra and Grimmjow.
"I LOVE WRITING POEEEETRYYYYYY!!!"

Kenpachi:
during the middle of a fight, he comes out dressed in hippie clothes and a fake wig and a headband
"What's up everyone? Peace and harmony shall reign over man!! Rainbows and doves MAN!!"

Ukitake:
He starts running around with his sword, trying to challenge people and he starts going rebel..O__o
"SCREW THE RULES!! LET'S FIGHT!! REBELLION!! WUUU-HUUU!!!"

Yachiru:
She comes in with her bangs in her eyes and her hair was all colored black and purple and she sighs as she sits down and she smacks Kenpachi across his head.
"Life is love...it kisses you and huds you...then kicks your butt when you are the happiest SIIIIGH..."

Urahara:
>__< Hats are BAKA!!! *throws his hat and squeals when it falls down infront of him.*
EEEEEEEEEEGADS!!

Grimmjow:
He sees a butterfly and it lands on his hand.
e___e.........o___o..........O__O.......O__@ OH MY GOD GET IT OFF MEEEEEE!!! EGADS!!! *runs around in circles squealing like a girl.....or Timmy Turners dad XDDD*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! >____<

Mayuri:
He is studying and then sudenly he picks up a test tube and throws it at the wall.
"MY GOD SCIENCE IS SOOO STUPID AND POINTLESS DX"

Kyoraku:
Nanao comes in with some sake and he smacks it from her.
"I HATE THAT STUFF!!!
I HATE GIRLS AND EVERYTHING ELSE!! DX"

Brian323
08-26-2008, 08:49 PM
Kenpachi:I LOVE Peace

kira-killed-me
08-30-2008, 08:21 AM
Rukia: Wow ichigo has got to bankai... wait thats not bankai (forgive me if it's spelt wrong)

HimiTama
08-30-2008, 12:40 PM
Ichigo: HOLY CRAP A GHOST!!!!! *hides*
Oshima (I don't know if that's his name, but the guy who always picks on Ichigo about his hair...): Kurosaki, I'm sorry for always assuming you were copying me *gets down on hands and knees* PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Kurotsuchi: I'm giving up reaserch to help little lost kittens
Nemu: Why do I always get abbused by the captain........it's not my fault I screw up sometimes *starts crying* I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!!
Rukia: Gin give me a hug!!!
Gin: *opens eyes* I CAN SEE AGAIN!!!!!!!!

That's all I can think of, I know I suck at this so leave me alone XP

KillaD
10-04-2008, 04:38 AM
i got a few good ones
Yoruchi: Soi Fon, will you go out with me?
Soi Fon: Yoruchi Will you marry me?
Toshiro: ZOMG Matsumoto, will you get me a drink willya?
Nanao: Yes Kyokaru i will go out with you.
Orihime: I hate ichigo
Ichigo: I'm Gay!
Zaraki: *Kills Yachiru*
Matsumoto: Oi Hitsyuga Sama, I rented a room for a night, And i wanna make you a man!
Toshiro: I love you Momo-BedWetter!
Unohana: I'm gonna go out with Kenpatchi!

bgc2040
10-23-2008, 05:52 PM
ichigo: you know what they can handle it themselves

Tsuki.
10-23-2008, 06:19 PM
hmm . . .
Rukia: OH NO!! I have to turn in my current events on how there's a shortage of plankton in the eastern part of the Pacific Ocean!

bgc2040
10-23-2008, 07:04 PM
ichigo: Rukia your drawings have annoyed my to the point that i'm willing to
let them kill you.

LadyAmy
10-25-2008, 06:10 PM
-Ichigo: *GHOSTBUSTERS" *hymns song*

Ichigo: Hey Rukia! I love you drawings *puts pictures on his wall*

Yama Jii: I'm feeling HOT HOT HOT!!

Renji: OMG I hate tatoos *note: since he so many on his body*

Hinamori: I absoultey hate Gotei 13

Hitsugaya: Hinamori please call me shiro-chan not Hitsugaya


Lawl. :x

bgc2040
10-28-2008, 07:04 PM
Byakuya: I feel so....insignificant
Ichigo: Well you should, i beat ur *** and ur lutinant(yeah i spelled it wrong)wants to kill you

DreamScape
10-29-2008, 05:41 PM
Grimmjow: Give Me a hug
Kenpachi: Dont hurt me
Ichigo: I want hairstyle just like Ikaku
Aizen: got milk?

rpgwiz99
11-18-2008, 06:42 AM
Ichigo: "Yoroichi, I think i'm finally gonna man up and stop acting like a little boy when you show yourself nude to me"
Orihime: (Anything smart)
Matsumoto: (Anything NOT related to those massive tits)
Gin: I finally think its time to check myself into that hospital.
Rukia: *Busts a cap in a rabbit for some stew*

Csabee The 3rd
11-19-2008, 02:06 PM
Yoruichi: Soi-chan! Wanna do the YURI with me?
Soi Fon: Yoruichi-sama. If you kiss me ill tell where i hid your milk^_^
Orihime: Ichigo-kun. I love you. BE MINE!
Chad: I'll rip out you'r soul.
Kenpachi: Why don't we all sit down and have a nice warm cup of Tee ^___^
Aizen: My Glasses! My Glasses! I cant see without my Glasses!
Byakuya: Rukia. Can you help me out? You see..... There is this girl i like....
Karins sister (forgot her name): Shut the @+% up!
Yachiru: Are you gay?
Grimmjow: Ichigo! I'm you'r long lost twin brother. The DNA test says that.
Ichigo: Rukia. I love you. Please be my Mistress and I'll be your slave.
Rukia: (gives a boquet of red roses to Ichigo) Ichigo. I love you. Be mine!

bgc2040
11-19-2008, 07:05 PM
Yoruichi-you have huge tits
Orihime-yeah theyer awsome
Matsumoto-but mine are bigger
all male characters-nose bleed then death

Moko Chan
11-20-2008, 04:35 PM
Kon: I dont feel like being perverted anymore.

Csabee The 3rd
11-21-2008, 03:34 PM
Yachiru: I'll kill your family
Grimjow: I hate fighting.
Ichigo: Dad! You are absolutly right.
Ichigo: DAD! You'r sooo COOL!
Rukia: Ichigo. When i was living in your closet, I was allways peeping on you, when you where getting dressed.^___^
Orihime: I'm gonna kill Ichigo.
Nemu: Captain! You can go to HELL for all I care!
Hitsugaya: Rangiku-chan. Will you go out with me?
Rangiku: I'm a shota-fan. Oh! Captain! Come to MAMA!
Rukia: I'm gonna be a Gothic-Lolita.

NeoBahamut
11-22-2008, 04:46 AM
Ichigo:Rukia, I'll kill you and everyone in Soul Society since I've got my
bankai.
Rukia :You better quit school or else I'll give Yuzu and Karin to Grimmjaw.
Inoue :I think Ishida is a show off with his sewing skills.
Chado:Ichigo we're done for. I trusted you...
Ishida:Yoruichi, it's time. Make sure Ichigo and his friends are dead.

Leleiron
11-23-2008, 05:40 PM
Nnoitra: women have equal rights towards men
Grimmjow: I want my teddy!!!!!
Ichigo: Orihime? Who's that?
Tousen Kaname: I CAN SEE! :)

bgc2040
11-24-2008, 06:24 PM
Grimmjow- i feel pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY

CapnJack
11-25-2008, 01:21 AM
Zangetsu(human form voice)- "Ichigo, its time for me to be washed, Im filthy and rusty. Use me once in a while darn it."

Ichigo - "I used you just last month"

Zangetsu- "OPENING A PICKLE JAR AND PICKING YOUR TEETH DOESNT COUNT!!"
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Hollow Ichigo- "I take Ridalin for those ADHD moments."

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Rangiku- "There fake."

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Rukia- "Im tired of bunnies"

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Ikkaku- "Im really a blond"

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Renji- "Im really a blond"

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Kenpachi- "EEK! A spider, kill it!"


(I might do more as they come to me)

bgc2040
12-04-2008, 04:47 PM
soi fon-i want some chips

blue_wingz
12-08-2008, 02:10 AM
ichigo: me n renji fkd 8D

bgc2040
12-08-2008, 07:20 PM
Kisuke-i...got...HOES!!! i got hooooooooooooes!!!!!
Ichigo-in different area codes
Renji-area
Ichigo-area codes
Renji-codes

Tsuki.
12-08-2008, 09:50 PM
All of Bleach Characters: TSUKI MOON88 IS AWESOME!!!!
Ichigo: I . . . want to be a vampire like in Twilight!
Rukia: Bunnies are ugly.
Kon: Chad is so cute! <3
Chad: I hate anything that's cute and I despise Ichigo.
Renji: WHY WON'T ICHIGO ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM!?!