You Know You Like Hellsing Too Much When...

[Chibi-chan]

...your goal in life is to apprentice yourself to Walter and carry on the art of dental floss of death.
...you fake nearsightedness and then insist on getting impossibly massive glasses.
...your bathroom rapidly runs out of floss because you use it all up practicing being like Walter, and you get quite good at it, too.
...you've converted half of your friends into Hellsing fans.
...and lost the other half, who have developed doubts about your sanity.
...you scour the mall for a pair of red and yellow glasses and a huge floppy red hat and demand to speak to the manager when you can't find either of them.
...you insist on getting red contacts.
...you refuse to get braces, to preserve your pointy teeth.
...you've converted to the religion of your favorite character.
...and have converted your parents and siblings and your entire extended family.

If you have any more you want to add, go right ahead and do it! I'll add more when me and my friends come up with them!

[Frozen Tears]

+U start Calling Yourself Alucard!
+U run around Pretending To Slay Vampires
+U go Day By day Acting as if U were in the actual Anime reciting Parts and Scenes

[Chibi-chan]

...you become the only person in your debate club who is pro-gun and you argue this point by saying, "If a vampire showed up at YOUR house, you wouldn't want to be prepared?"
...you and your brother/sister act out Hellsing battles using sticks to represent the Jackal, Casull, Anderson's blades, etcetera. It's only fun until someone looses an eye, but you insist that the eye will regenerate.
...you continue doing Hellsing battles, even after you find out that the eye will not regenerate, and your mother learns that the best way to stop these battles is to call, "That's enough, Paladin Alexander Anderson!"
...you want a hellhound because you think they're cute.
...you know Alucard's whole "Control Art Restriction System" speech.
...you watch episode 9 of Cowboy Bebop with subs just so you can hear Nakata Jouji (Alucard's seiyuu) as MPU.

[Murderdolly]

*you have a dog named Seras Victoria and a cat named Integra. ^^() (i actually know someone that fits to)

[macus alexander]

is it wrong i have an unatural obbsesion with tooth floss

[nivek5]

+ when your room is really dark because there is too many hellsing scrolls on your walls

+ when you think your a vampire and try to bite a girls neck at school

+ when you start to laugh like alucard

[mozukai_maikeru]

...when you dress up in an all white outfit, show up at the hq of your local authorities, start bad mouthing them, tresspass onto their property and try to slay everyone on site.

[sesshomaruandrin]

u kill ur friends saying they are vamps

[Vash_2007]

when u wont eat garlic, always have yur room dark even when you take a shower. lol
when you call yur best frined seres and her name is sarah lol...

[Dracula 2.0]

Haha, these are pretty good, I like them. You know you're too obsessed with Hellsing when....

You try to find a huge gun like Seras Victoria's and become frustrated when you can't seem to find one.

[The Wing Man]

When you see a preist you immedatly scream out to him ,anderson! And then you shoot him . Then seeing after you shot him that he died and you are wrong about him being anderson.

[Devilstears]

when you drink your friends and your own blood every chance you get. Chase little animals because you want their blood. Have a tatoo that says Alucard or call yourself Alucard. Wear makeup?

[JoeiAtreides]

hmm.... when i see alucard wallpaper on my notebook...
when i imagine alucard were near me then i look into his eyes..
when i say "alucard-sama" >_<
when i start to kill people and my friends with smiling face and tasted their blood..

[shadow_dragon_3]

These are good.lol Umm...I got one


...when u kill all Germans you see , hoping one is the Major, Doc, or the Captain

[zan]

well im sorry i am a hellsing freak i tell all the people i know to call me arucard.. and i pretend like im a vampire.. its not my falt..

[nosfarartu]

ur obsessed wiv hellsing wen u start sayin control art restriction level 1 cromwell initiatiz wen sum1 Pi**es u off

trying 2 walk through walls wen ur mom calls u

[jennyelric]

when you go to the hospital, you steal medical from somewere and drink it. that is the best I could do but anyways bwahahaha

[Tetsanosuke]

When you buy Alucard style gloves even when they don't fit...
When you think a zombie's your best friend...
When you start shooting your BB gun at cans thinking they are ghouls...
When you wake up and say "AHHHH It's DAY TIME!!!!"...
When you have a 'lid' on your bed....
When your insist that your girlfriend orders you to "Release control art restriction seal #1 situation A" before you go shopping with her...
When you remember the whole script of all the episodes by heart...
When you protest against "Ghoul Cruelty" or support it...

This is fun.... *Laughs Evily*

[Corvus]

... You grow additional eyes and/or turn into a massive, black dog.
... You'd rip someone in two with your bare hands rather than use a gun to kill them.
... You take extensively dramatic poses after regenerating from a horribly mutilating oncoming hail of bullets. (This one is rather unlikely.)
... You seem to think that going on a massive killing spree makes you immortal. (NOTE: It doesn't)

[der Scharfschüt]

when you have a sig like mine lol

[Aisu Hinate]

Oh, these are to funny :happy: I'm not sure if I can think of anymore. If I can they're probably pathetic :rolleyes:

Only wake up at night
Buy red contacts and vampire teeth and start to wear them around everywhere.
Have everysingle Hellsing murchandise thing on the planet.
Start giving everyone you know, names of Hellsing characters
Get rid of all the lamps in your house
Cosplay as Alucard and wear the costume everywhere
Play it with your freinds, except with real guns and you really try to bite their neck.
Start talking like Anderson or Alucard

See, I'm not very good.

[der Scharfschüt]

when your playing halo with your friends and you start saying, "hurry up, regenarte your shields, call on your friends for back up, pick up your gun and attack, do something! the round is still young and we're just gettn started, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!"

[shigurethedog]

i don't have anything really...but...I have done quite a few of the things Chibi-Chan has said eariler (dental floss...converting to a certain religion...etc):)

[instrument_of_nothingness]

i like this thread.
...when you try to find vampire teeth on e-bay
...when you fail that,you resort to filing your teeth down
...when you make the Jackal and Casull out of cardboard and duct tape.(for an added effect,add elasics and projectiles.)
...when you hiss at the sun
...when you find yourself arguing with your mom that alucard is not a pimp. (note: this happened.i got a pic of an alucard cosplayer,and my mom assumed he was a pimp because of the fedora. (alucards hat,if you don't know what a fedora is.))
...when you make alucards glove.
...when you use your own blood to make alucards glove.
...when you dip your kitchen knives in 'holy water' and start running around slashing everything.

[.Alumina]

...you've converted half of your friends into Hellsing fans.

Guilty as charged ^^;
You know you like Hellsing too much when your mouth drops open every time you see Alucard
start to see Integra as attractive
when you want to own an Alucard plushie
when you get your teeth filed..

[miwa01]

When you start to eat uncook meet.
When you watch your neighbor uncontrolly to bite their neck.
When you start to carry steaks on your backpack to school because you mistake your tacher with a vampire.

[hatorithedragon2]

When you cry everytime a good character dies....
When you eat only tomato soup....because of what it looks like
If you don't eat tomato soup you pretend it hurts to eat regular food....
You wear what your favorite character wears and insist you are that person...
You insist every full moon it is a beautiful night repeatedly...
You have the theme song memerized....
You talk about nothing else.....